Swings Both Ways Lyrics - Swings Both Ways - Robbie Williams

I'm coming out of the sandbox 

You'll get covered in dog doo 

I'm gonna get off the see-saw 

Say goodbye to your mama 

Oh yeah let's get high on some pop rock 

Pop rock and coke 

I'll blow your sucker 

Teach you how to laugh daddys dirty jokes 

Don't head your bets, doubled down 

If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town 

Turn that smile upside down 

Happy people don't have sex 

Now Robbie 

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Everybody Swings Both Ways 

From the butches, the bandits 

The? of faggots and singers with everything they need 

Everybody Swings Both Ways 

Face it Robbie, 

You're a little bit gay 

Gettin hard on the pavement 

Can you find me some grass? 

I have a certain arrangement 

Up the? pass 

Oh yeah 

Let's get high with some fruitcake 

Fruitcake and tea 

And after I've done her, 

Well you can do me 

Don't head your bets doubled down 

If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town 

Just follow me you enormous cloud 

Clever people don't have sex? 

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Now Rufus 

Everybody Swings Both Ways 

The bully, the bigot 

The giants, the midget 

And singers with everything they need 

Everybody Swings both ways 

Face it Rufus you're a tad gay 

Face it Robbie, your a little bit, 

Gay 

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