Planet Schmanet, Janet Lyrics - Absolute Treasures - Rocky Horror Picture Show

Dr. Frank-N-Furter How could you! 

Dr. Everett v. Scott This way! This way! 

Riff Raff Shut up! 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter I'll tell you once 

I won't tell you twice 

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 

Your apple pie don't taste too nice 

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need 

You're as sensual as a pencil 

Wound up like an 'E' or first string 

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? 

You got a block, well take my advice 

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 

The Transducer will seduce ya 

Janet Weiss My feet! I can't move my feet! 

Dr. Everett v. Scott My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! 

Brad Majors It's as if we're glued to the spot! 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! 

Janet Weiss Oh, we're trapped! 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter It's something you'll get used to 

A mental mind-fuck can be nice 

Dr. Everett v. Scott You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine 

This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of 

Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device 

Brad Majors You mean 

Dr. Everett v. Scott Yes, Brad 

It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time 

But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it 

A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then 

Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself 

Janet Weiss You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet? 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Planet, schmanet, Janet! 

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 

You'd better wise up 

Build your thighs up 

You'd better wise up 

Criminologist And then she cried out 

Janet Weiss Stop!