A Letter To My Penis (big Band Version) Lyrics - Singles - Rodney Carrington

Dear Penis, 

I don't think I like you anymore, 

You used to watch me shave, 

Now all u do is stare at the floor. 

Oh dear Penis, 

I don't like you anymore. 

It used to be you and me, 

A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, 

That's all we needed to get by. 

Now it seems things have changed, 

I think that you're the one to blame. 

Dear Penis, 

I don't like you anymore. 

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Now he sings, 

Dear Rodney, 

I don't think I like you anymore, 

'Cause when u get to drinkin' 

You put me places I've never been before. 

Dear Rodney, 

I dont like you anymore. 

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Why can't we just get a grip, 

On our man to hand relationship. 

Come to terms with truly how we feel. 

If we put our heads together, 

We'd just stay home forever. 

Dear Penis, 

I think I like you after all. 

Oh and Rodney, 

While yer shavin', 

Shave my balls.