All The Reasons Lyrics - Singles - Rodney Carrington

i dont like poodles and popurie 

pastel colors aint good on me 

i need a woman that i can squezze 

these are the things that i believe 

i like john wayne in overalls 

hate chick flics and shopping malls 

i think god that i god balls 

a pickup truck and a texas draw 

i dont like flowers and fancy ware 

talking on the telephone all the time 

dont wont nothing in my behind 

it fits and exits it suits me fine 

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these are all the reasons i aint queer 

(these are all the reasons he aint queer) 

i think two holes are better than one 

if you ask me well thats more fun 

in and out and then im done 

two guys kissing would make me run 

i dont like sex on a fu fu bed 

i dont wont to dance with a guy name fred 

i did it once and my face turned red 

you saw the tape so enoughs been said 

me and my buddies we like to drink 

watching fights at the hockey rink 

you wont catch me wereing pink 

i like the fact that my pecker dont stink 

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hey these are all the reasons i aint queer 

i dont be poking nothing near my rear 

yea theses are all those reasons 

the crazy cu cu reasons 

these are all those reasons i aint queer