The American Way Lyrics - Simpsonic - Simpsons

[Shary Bobbins] 

If there's a task that must be done, 

Don't turn your tail and run 

Don't pout! Don't sob! 

Just do a half-assed job! 

If you cut every corner, 

It's really not so bad. 

Everybody does it, 

Even Mum and Dad. 

If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad! 

[Bart] It's the American way! 

[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet. 

[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! 

[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat! 

[Apu] For meat 

[Shary Bobbins] And milk 

[Apu] And milk! 

[Shary Bobbins & Apu] 

From nineteen-eighty-four! 

[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play! 

[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!