Who Needs The Kwik-e-mart Lyrics - Simpsonic - Simpsons

[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to 

Or a geodesic dome 

There's no structure I have been to 

Which I'd rather call my home... 

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks 

But now I've come to love your quirks 

Maggie with her eyes so bright 

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright 

Lisa can philosophize 

Bart's adept at spinning lies 

Homer's a delightful fella 

Sorry 'bout the salmonella 

[Homer] Hehe, that's okay 

[Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? 

Now here's the tricky part 

Oh, won't you rhyme with me? 

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? 

[Marge] Their floors are sticky-mart! 

[Lisa] They made Dad sicky-mart! 

[Bart] Let's hurl a bricky-mart! 

[Homer] That Kwik-E-Mart is real - d'oh! 

[Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? 

Not me! 

Forget the Kwik-E-mart 

Goodbye to Kwik-E-mart 

Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? 

Not me!