St.thomas Lyrics - Massive - The Supervillains

I want to go home to St. Thomas 

you better leave your woman at home in St. Thomas 

because she's not your girlfriend, just your turn 

better settle down because you might get burned 

there's a whole lot left to learn about St. Thomas 

well the first thing that you notice about St. Thomas 

is that the island is so full of alcoholics 

and if you're looking white, then you ain't right 

it'll it'll take you all night to reach havensight 

on the wrong side of the road in St. Thomas 

there's lots of fun diseases in St. Thomas 

pick and choose your STD's in St. Thomas 

got a crotch-rot-twat with a side of fleas 

and a double douche burger with vaginal cheese 

so get your girlfriend off of her knees in St. Thomas 

K-mart sucks my ass in St. Thomas 

so we went to the gas and grass in St. Thomas 

you can get a dime bag or 2 or 3 

and have enough weed for you and her and me 

lets all go get irie in St. Thomas 

our saxophone player bought some fake weed in St. Thomas 

so we traded it for mushroom tea down in St. Thomas 

and now I'm on a hunt for that muddascunt 

who sold him that fake blunt 

I'm out of money, so please from me some ganja 

there's a rastaman watching from the forest up in St. Thomas 

to keep his crop from all of the tourists down in St. Thomas 

but is he gardening? no, in his garden grows 

enough weed for a brontosaurus 

till I found the clitoris in St. Thomas