On The Old Front Porch Lyrics - Tiny Tim

Oh isn't this a lovely band, and what a thrill to have them play with me! And now, a little duet for you! 

There's a fellow following me 

I'm the fellow following you 

I will follow you 'till the day is through 

I wonder what you would do 

If I stopped and said "How do you do?" like other girls do 

I think I'd die with delight 

I want to call and love you tonight 

In the parlor? 

No 

In a hammock? 

No 

Then for goodness' sake, where will we go? 

Out on the old front porch 

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Well, hold me, Charlie! 

On the old front porch 

Now, stop! 

I was only trying to steal a little kiss 

Well, kisses do invite me, but please don't hug so tightly 

On the old front porch 

Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch 

Please, stop! 

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear 

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear 

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? 

On the old front porch! 

Just call back some other night 

I'll see that Pa's out of sight 

Wait until it's dark 

Then you can be 

Cuddled right on my knee 

Photos 

So that we can do lots of nice things 

And no one can see 

And if your dreadful old pa 

Should come out and give me a jar 

You must understand 

If it's dark, that's grand! 

Cause the kick he aims 

Will never land! 

Out on the old front porch 

Well, hold me, Charlie! 

(deeper voice) 

On the old front porch 

Now, stop! 

I was only trying to steal a little kiss 

Well, kisses do invite me, but gee, you tried to bite me! 

On the old front porch 

Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch 

Please, stop! 

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear 

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear 

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here? 

On the old front porch!