Chocolate Jesus Lyrics - Mule Variations - Tom Waits

Don't go to church on Sunday 

Don't get on my knees to pray 

Don't memorize the books of the Bible 

I got my own special way 

I know Jesus loves me 

Maybe just a little bit more 

I fall down on my knees every Sunday 

At Zerelda Lee's candy store 

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Make me feel good inside 

Got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Keep me satisfied 

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba 

Don't want no Almond Joy 

There ain't nothing better 

Suitable for this boy 

Well it's the only thing 

That can pick me up 

Better than a cup of gold 

See only a chocolate Jesus 

Can satisfy my soul 

(Solo) 

When the weather gets rough 

And it's whiskey in the shade 

It's best to wrap your savior 

Up in cellophane 

He flows like the big muddy 

But that's ok 

Pour him over ice cream 

For a nice parfait 

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Good enough for me 

Got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Good enough for me 

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Make me feel good inside 

Got to be a chocolate Jesus 

Keep me satisfied 

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