Future Ex Girlfriend Lyrics - Boo Hoo - Voltaire

Saw you on the street 

we had to meet 

I thought I would greet you 

In just one week I would delete you 

People say the stupidest things 

On their first date like 

"What's your real name?" 

They reveal their ignorance 

but you adore them 

So you just ignore them 

Then came you raising the bar 

Oh, you, you won't be undone 

I looked into your eyes 

And much to my surprise 

I saw there was nothing in there 

between your ears but air! 

'Cuase there's nothing 

There goes my future ex girlfriend 

She's as sweet as a rose 

Yes, she is 

She has such beautiful lips 

Now, if only they were closed 

I love how you adore me 

Oh, but honey how you bore me 

Your life's such a wreck 

I've lost all respect 

I don't mean to surprise you 

It took me just one week to despise you! 

And I don't care that you're a model 

'Cause let me say it's clear to tell 

that your brain is shot to hell 

And no one cares that you love Keanu 

Oh, what's the difference anyway 

Everybody knows that he's gay 

Okay, I really don't know that 

But let's face it 

He's too hot to be straight! 

There goes my future ex girlfriend 

That girl's such a prize 

Yes, she is 

She'll be the Queen of the world 

for a day or two in my eyes 

Perhaps I'll wear a suit 

When I give you the boot 

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial 

I just think i'll look more official!