Closet Monster Lyrics - The Potty Training Years - Voodoo Glow Skulls

Hey mom, hey dad 

Where's your kid? 

She's studying in the library like she said 

She did, she always wore a pretty smile 

Sitting in the classroom without denial 

Do you remember telling her what to do? 

What you told her she would always do 

Blushing, hiding from the truth 

I know I should have told you about her 

But now it's too late what will you do 

Your daughter's fat, disgusting too 

She has twelve kids 

There's something even better 

Every time the drinks get better 

You swore that you had her life planned 

Go to college, understand 

Well, miss candy prom queen won't use her hands 

I know I should have told you about her 

At high school she was like a saint 

Like pre-school children and finger paints 

Blushing, hiding, feeling shame 

I know the story ends the same 

At the parties she would say 

I wish I never felt this way 

If I could start my life again 

I wouldn't be a closet monster