Trouble Walking

Had too many cold ones to my head. The party's just begun the world's already spinning. I must be out of my mind. Because I'm scamming on a girl. Who looks like a guy.

Thrift Shop Junkie

Everyday wehn I go to school. People say I look like a fool. They don't like the way I dress. Hey!, I don't wear pants made by Guess. Plaid pants aren't too funny.

Shoot The Moon

Nicotine Fit

Wake up in the morning. Tossing and turning all night. Your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right. Your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red.

Land Of Misfit Toys

There's an S.O.S from the land of the misfit toys. It seems the king's turning his army into No. 2 pencils. The other toys are really getting pissed. Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy.

Jocks From Hell

There is something I gotta say. I don't know why they act that way. They come inside, disrupt the fun. I really wish I had a gun. . They terrorize my neighborhood.

Give Me Someone I Can Trust

Back in the days of my adolescence. I never heard what my parents had to say. Don't do this and do that well. In one ear and out the other. . Give me someone I can trust several.

Fat Randy

He's big, fat, ugly and mean. Too many beers and he's a shitting machine. Once he's drunk he likes to fight. Any fifteen year old in sight. . Don't try to run, don't try to hide.

El Coo Cooi

Todos los ninos estan jugando en la calle. apurate nino que esta haciendo mucho calor. cuando baja el sol alli viene el viejo. corre o tu mama te va a cojer.

Drunk Tank

I'm a member of the drunk tank. Sometimes three days a week. I'm a member of the drunk tank. There's room reserved for me. . Happy hour every hour seven days a week.

Construction

No matter what color. We're all guilty of prejudice. No one cares about the children. No one cares about the future. . We better realize our differences.

Closet Monster

Hey mom, hey dad. Where's your kid?. She's studying in the library like she said. She did, she always wore a pretty smile. . Sitting in the classroom without denial.