Cavity Search Lyrics - Bad Hair Day - Weird Al Yankovic

Listening to the muzak hearin' people scream 

Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines 

With a toothache this is it pal, root canal 

My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease 

I'm gonna need some fillings got twelve cavities 

Can you help me? Have mercy doctor please 

My teeth are a fright, got a huge overbite 

Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me 

You jab at my nerve endings it's driving me insane 

Just give me nitrous oxide shoot me up with Novocaine 

Help me out here 'cause I'm in severe pain 

Please stop for a bit, now let me rinse and spit 

Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me 

You validate my parking I think that I'm okay 

But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday 

'Cause you came upon a little problem on my x-ray, oy vey 

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It's getting absurd, well I hope I'm insured now 

Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me 

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