Phony Calls Lyrics - Bad Hair Day - Weird Al Yankovic

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening 

And you're stuck inside the house all alone 

That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone 

Dial a random number up on your telephone 

You ask if their refrigerator is running 

Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it 

Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from 

They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet 

Listen to me 

Don't go makin' phony calls 

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall 

But it's really gettin' old fast 

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Little Melvin has a natural obsession 

Askin' for Prince Albert in a can 

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call 

To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan 

He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning 

Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four 

He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line 

One day the phone police will be there at his door 

Yo, hear me 

Don't go makin' phony calls 

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall 

How long is this phase gonna last? 

Come on 

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Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch 

Hold on, I'll check 

My crotch! My crotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately? 

Listen to me, you little puke 

One of these days, I'm gonna catch you 

And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick} 

Don't go makin' phony calls 

Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all 

Hope that you grow out of this fast 

Grow out of this fast 

Don't go makin' phony calls 

Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall 

But it's really gettin' old fast