Ebay Lyrics - Poodle Hat - Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah 

A used pink bathrobe 

A rare mint snowglobe 

A Smurf TV tray 

I bought on eBay 

My house is filled with this crap 

Shows up in bubble wrap 

'Most every day 

What I bought on eBay 

Tell me why I need another pet rock 

Tell me why I got that ALF alarm clock 

Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupée 

They had it on eBay 

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I'll buy your knick-knack 

Just check my feedback 

"A++!" they all say 

They love me on eBay 

Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag 

Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag 

From some guy I've never met in Norway 

Found him on eBay 

I am the type who is liable to snipe you 

With two seconds left to go, whoa 

Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya 

As long as I've got the dough 

I'll buy your tchotchkes 

Sell me your watch, please 

I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy 

I'm highest bidder! 

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Junk keeps arriving in the mail 

From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) 

Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray 

Oh yeah I bought it on eBay 

Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunch box 

Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks 

Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre) 

Found it on eBay 

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster 

Pez dispensers and a toaster 

Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away 

I'll buy on eBay 

What I bought on eBay