Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics - Poodle Hat - Weird Al Yankovic

I don't have a library card 

But do you mind if I check you out? 

I like your skeletal structure, baby 

You're an Ectomorph, no doubt 

Your face is real symmetrical 

And your nostrils are so nice 

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl 

So I could see you twice 

Girl, you smell like fritos 

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare 

You're so hot, you're gonna melt 

The elastic in my underwear 

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I'll bet you're magically delicious 

Like a bowl of lucky charms 

You'd look like Venus De Milo 

If I just cut off your arms 

What I'm trying to say is 

I wanna be your lover, baby 

I need somebody to love 

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby 

Now, I need somebody to love 

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 

Do you believe in love at first sight 

Or should I walk by again? 

My love for you'd like diarrhea 

I just can't hold it in 

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Stop, drop and roll now 

'Cause baby, you're on fire 

I'll bet your outfit 

Makes a lot of noise in the drier 

You're absolutely perfect 

Don't speak now, you might spoil it 

Your eyes are even bluer 

Than the water in my toilet 

Say, has anyone ever told you 

You've got Yugoslavian hands? 

No, of course not, that would be stupid 

Just forget I ever brought it up 

The point I'm trying to make is 

I wanna be your lover, baby 

I need somebody to love 

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby 

Now, I need somebody to love 

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo 

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 

I wanna be your Krakatoa 

Let my lava flow all over you 

I wanna be your anaconda 

And your heat-seeking missile too 

I wanna be your beef burrito 

Am I making this perfectly clear? 

I wanna be your love torpedo 

Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? 

I hope I'm not being forward 

But do you mind if I chew on your butt? 

You can tell me truthfully 

Am I a steaming hunk of love now, or what? 

There just aren't enough o's in smooth 

To describe how smooth I am 

Maybe you've seen my picture 

It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!" 

My lips are registered weapons 

Can I invade your personal space? 

You must have fallen from Heaven 

That would explain how you messed up your face 

Well, how'd you get through security? 

'Cause, baby, you're the bomb 

I'd like to take you home right now 

So you can meet my Mom 

Because I 

I wanna be your lover, baby 

I need somebody to love 

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby 

Now, I need somebody to love 

Girl, you must be Jamaican 

Because Jamaican me crazy 

Girl, you must be Jamaican 

Because Jamaican me crazy 

I wanna be your lover, baby 

I need somebody to love 

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby 

Now, I need somebody to love 

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