Generic Blues Lyrics - Uhf (movie Soundtrack) - Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning 

Then I went back to bed 

Said I woke up this morning 

Then I went right back to bed 

Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear 

And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head 

You know what I'm sayin' 

Well I ain't got not money 

I'm just walkin' down the road 

Said I ain't got no money, honey 

So I'm just walking down this lonely old road 

Well, I wish I could get me some money 

But I forgot my automated teller code 

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I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer 

I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor 

My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles 

My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child 

I got the blues so bad, woo 

Kinda wish I was dead 

Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama 

Or maybe I'll, yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead 

I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime 

Nothing but a low-down beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed, turkey necked, weasle faced, worthless hunk of slime 

Guess I pretty low self image 

Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something -- I 

I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time 

Make it talk 

Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk 

OK, now make it shut up 

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Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down 

I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around 

I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain 

I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain 

I got the blues so bad 

Kinda wish I was dead 

Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama 

Or maybe I'll go bowling 

Or I just might go bowling 

Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling 

Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking 

shirt and go bowling instead 

Yeah