Uhf Lyrics - Uhf (movie Soundtrack) - Weird Al Yankovic

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide 

Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside 

Don't you know, that we control the horizontal 

We control the vertical, too 

We gonna make a couch potato out of you 

That's what we gonna do now 

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial 

We got it all on UHF 

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while 

We got it all on UHF 

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job 

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob 

We got it all 

(We got it all) 

We got it all on UHF 

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Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink 

You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think 

All you do is make yourself a TV dinner 

Press your face right up against the screen 

We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen 

If you know what I mean, now 

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial 

We got it all on UHF 

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while 

We got it all on UHF 

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job 

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob 

We got it all 

(We got it all) 

We got it all on UHF 

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You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night 

You can watch us any time that you please 

You can sit around and stare at the picture tube 

'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now 

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial 

(We got it all on UHF) 

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while 

(We got it all on UHF) 

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job 

You gotta crank up the volume, and yank off the knob 

We got it all 

(We got it all) 

We got it all on UHF 

We got it all on UHF 

We got it all on UHF 

We got it all on UHF 

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