Grapefruit Diet Lyrics - Running With Scissors - Weird Al Yankovic

Who's that waddlin'down the street? 

It's just me'cause I love to eat 

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham 

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! 

Every picture of me's 

Gotta be an aerial view 

Now my doctor tells me 

There's just one thing left to do-- 

Grapefruit Diet (diet!) 

Throw out the pizza and beer 

Grapefruit Diet (diet!) 

Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here 

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) 

Might seem a little severe 

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) 

I'm gettin'tired of my big fat rear 

Blow, Fatty! 

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Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce 

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss 

Walked down an alley and I got stuck 

I got more rolls then a pastry truck 

When I'm all done eating 

I eat a little more 

When I leave a room 

First I gotta grease the door 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

Can't have another éclair 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

I gatta decrease my derriere 

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet 

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet 

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet 

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No more pie now 

No more créme brulee 

Lay off the gravy 

And souffle 

No french-fri-yi-yies now 

No ice cream parfait 

Mr. Cheese Nacho 

Stay away 

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a tripled patty mill 

But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt. 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

Lay off the 3 Musketeers 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

Until my big booty disappears 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

I'll eat 'em till they're comin'out of my ears 

Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 

'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years 

I'm on a Grapefruit diet 

I'm on a Grapefruit diet 

I'm on a Grapefruit diet