My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics - Running With Scissors - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more 

Ever since she saw his poster in that record store 

She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy 

She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y 

She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare 

Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire 

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder 

Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her 

'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim 

I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him 

What a pain in the butt to have so much success 

Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press 

But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor 

Like he's some bit tortured genius 

and I'm some kinda wiener 

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder 

Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better? 

Now my baby's in love with-- 

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder 

I knew we were headin' for disaster 

When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster 

Now she's got an unrequited adoration 

For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated 

spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation 

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel 

And I don't boycott the music video channel 

And I just can't compete with all that money and fame 

But I know two can paly at this kinda game 

Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get 

When I start stalking Alanis Morissette 

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Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder 

Once she was mine but now I better just forget her 

'Cause my baby's in love with-- 

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder 

Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder? 

If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her 

'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder