Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics - Singles - Allan Sherman

Beautiful teamsters, please let me join 

'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin 

Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all 

That's why I'm standing by your union hall 

I would be proud to carry my load 

Help all the drivers stuck by the road 

Beautiful teamsters, driving by night 

Pass on the left side but not on the right 

Wouldst you would take me life would be sweet 

Then I could eat where the truck drivers eat 

Beautiful teamsters, I'll pay the dues 

Give me the news that I'm now one of youse 

Crossing state lines with no opposition 

Thanks to the interstate commoice commission 

Driving through sleet and blizzard and shower 

Blocking each street at the peak of rush hour 

Tossing big boxes into the air 

Specially the ones that say, "Handle with care" 

Beautiful teamsters, won't you take me 

Or I'll go back to practicing brain soigery