"hello Muddah Lyrics - Singles - Allan Sherman

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, 

Here I am at Camp Grenada 

Camp is very entertaining 

and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. 

I went hiking with Joe Spivy 

He developed poison ivy 

You remember Leonard Skinner 

He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. 

All the counselors hate the waiters 

And the lake has alligators 

And the head coach wants no sissies 

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. 

Now I don't want this should scare ya 

But my bunkmate has malaria 

You remember Jeffrey Hardy 

They're about to organize a searching party. 

Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada 

Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. 

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with 

other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. 

Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, 

How's my precious little bruddah? 

Let me come home if ya miss me 

I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. 

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, 

Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, 

Playing baseball, gee that's better, 

Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter.