I'd sing the Red River Valley. And he'd sit in the kitchen and cry. Run his fingers through seventy years of livin'. Wonder Lord has every well I drilled ran dry.
The Vibrator Queen. . Well she ordered it from a magazine. I guess for about ten bucks. And it came by special delivery. in a plain brown cardboard box.
dear penis,. i dont think i like you anymore,. you used to watch me shave,. now all ya do is stare at the floor,. oh dear penis,. i dont like you anymore..
Betty drove the semi she pulled up to the pump. I thought I wanted a Coca-Cola and I started out on the jump. She said hold it Dave come quick there's something you gotta see.
By: David Allan Coe and Larry Murray. . BETTY DROVE THE SEMI, SHE PULLED UP TO THE PUMP. I THOUGHT I WANTED A COCA-COLA AND I STARTED OUT ON THE JUMP.
How do you spell relief?. I get D-R-U-N-K. Lately Dave since my baby left me. I do it almost every day. It's the only thing that I've found. That'll take the hurt away.
Used to go with my grandpa up to the town square. Set him down up there on a picnic bench. And he used to play checkers with them other old menup there.
Don't ruin it for the rest of us. With your braggin' that you fell in love. Can't you see we're kinda busy here. Swappin' lies and cryin' in our beers.
There's something I must tell you,. There's one thing you must know :. Green is the color I remember on the hills of long ago.. I was told to be watchful,.
Do you fancy me, or am I living in make believe?. Am I someone just to pass your time?. To pass lonely hours 'til your heart can be free,. Then you'll forget all about me.
Neither one of us got too much sleep. Now I'm running on fumes and kisses and. This smile on my face that'll last all week. I can't quit thinking bout you.
Drinkin' from the bottle and singin' from the heart. Cryin' blues in motel rooms Lord the hard times weren't that hard. And some fell in and some fell out and some just fell apart.
Drop Kick Me, Jesus. (Chorus). Drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life. End over end, neither left nor to right. Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights.
I'll be dropping out of sight for awhile I'll be crying and crying's not my style. If they ask you how I took it say I smiled but I'll be dropping out of sight for awhile.
[ Both ]. Sweet dream babby sweet dream baby sweet dream baby how long must I dream. Dream baby got me dreamin' sweet dreams the whole day through. Dream baby got me dreamin' sweet dreams nighttime too.
You sit there a crying cry in your beer. You think you got troubles well my friend listen here. Don't tell me your troubles I got enough of my own. Be thankful you're living drink up and go home.
Here I sit, in this gin mill. an empty in my hand. The telephones three steps away. but I can hardly stand. Got five pennies in my pocket. but Lord I'm gonna need ten.
You make my eyes run over all the time. You're happy when I'm out of my mind. You don't love me yet you won't let me be. Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me.
I'm down in Mexico had to go won't be home no more. I want mom and dad to know I miss and love them so. Though I'll never see them anymore. . The day that I turned twenty one I could hardly wait.
I see your van you're a guitar man it's written all over your face. To make it big you quit your gig a playin' bass at the airbase. You've come to town you've been turned down but it's just a question of taste.