If you ever gonna kiss me then do it now. If you ever gonna want me then want me now. Let's do a little spoonin' wind upon a honeymoonin'. And if you ever gonna love me then do it now.
She never was much satisfied with me. She's been a lot of time rebuilding me. A hundred times I tried to warn her. Don't back a man up in a corner. . 'Cause you can only push a man so far.
My whole life saving's a two dollar bill that's why I'm here tonight I've got time to kill. Now I can tell my story about twenty times. With two dollars in the jukebox a dime at a time.
Oh Daisy Mae my honey oh Daisy Mae. When I'm with you my darling all my cares go away. Oh don't you know sweetheart that I love you so. Cause you're my darling precious Daisy Mae.
Dear John oh how I hate to write dear John I must let you know tonight. That my love for you has died away like grass upon the lawn. And tonight I wed another dear John.
The divorce had been granted and my wife was seeking the custody of our only son. And as our boy told his story we both started crying. Then I realized the harm we had done.
He remembers the first time he met her he remembers the first thing she said. He remembers the first time he held her and the night that she came to his bed.
She was workin' everyday down the street. Selling flowers. Pretending she was blind. So I said, "Won't you please believe me. Instead of running 'round and.
Roses love sunshine, violets love dew. Angels in heaven know I love you. Know I love you, love, know I love you. Angels in heaven know I love you. . If you don't love me, love whom you please.
I'd rather be in some dark hollow. Where the sun don't ever shine. Than to be in some big city. In a small room with her on my mind. . So blow your whistle freight train.
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey. You gotta learn to suck it funny. How those dicks taste all like rubber. Covered with goo. Some cums clear and some cums milky.
The devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed. He was doin' fine. They were standin' in line. It was excellent weed indeed. When he came across a young man.
It was too cold to stay in the north. And LA seemed the most likely place I could be. Those Malibu nights and those Hollywood lights. Were blinding me.
I'd sing the Red River Valley. And he'd sit in the kitchen and cry. Run his fingers through seventy years of livin'. Wonder Lord has every well I drilled ran dry.
I'd sing the Red River Valley. And he'd sit in the kitchen and cry. Run his fingers through seventy years of livin'. Wonder Lord has every well I drilled ran dry.
The Vibrator Queen. . Well she ordered it from a magazine. I guess for about ten bucks. And it came by special delivery. in a plain brown cardboard box.
dear penis,. i dont think i like you anymore,. you used to watch me shave,. now all ya do is stare at the floor,. oh dear penis,. i dont like you anymore..
Betty drove the semi she pulled up to the pump. I thought I wanted a Coca-Cola and I started out on the jump. She said hold it Dave come quick there's something you gotta see.
By: David Allan Coe and Larry Murray. . BETTY DROVE THE SEMI, SHE PULLED UP TO THE PUMP. I THOUGHT I WANTED A COCA-COLA AND I STARTED OUT ON THE JUMP.
How do you spell relief?. I get D-R-U-N-K. Lately Dave since my baby left me. I do it almost every day. It's the only thing that I've found. That'll take the hurt away.