Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he is. Start it up real slow. A guy the other night hollered out a stick, you know you gotta be a bad son of a bitch to kill a deer with a stick. He said I was out in the bushes, I left my damn gun in the truck, a deer snuck up on me, I grabbed a stick and I beat the shit out of him. I had to ride that fucker for a mile, I killed his ass though, I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed him with that son of a bitch. Got a friend who hunts where I live, he's one of them guys that has them Vietnam flashbacks, he ain't never been in Vietnam. Fucker is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk into the woods, get down I smell him! What the hell do you smell? I smell deer, get down. You smell deer shit, you're laying in it. He looked at me and said if we don't kill a deer lets go snake hunting. Fuck that! I don't even like seeing them by accident, I don't want to go look for the damn thing. You ever hear somebody say You see a snake off in the woods be still, he'll bite your ass if you move. Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake. Told him there are two movements, a ball movement and a physical movement. Shit and run. Catch mate! He killed a snake and he's cutting it up in little pieces and I go, now what the hell are you doing now? He goes we gonna eat. No, we ain't..
Dear Penthouse. Rodney Carrington. . Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university. And I never thought something like this could happen to me.
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis y'all. Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
[Verse 1]. Money come, money go, black Monte Carlo. Niggas set the bar low. With the tech nine and the set cargo. Slow the cargo, it's escargot. What's touring? Never let your car show.
Smoke shit, daddy what you know about it?. Pimp shit, what you know about it?. So what you know about it?. Eight ball corner pocket, my hustle: can't knock it.
Niggas know I'm the fucking best, word up!. Can't fuck with me, straight up!. You know we getting it, straight up!. I stay close to the Baretta. Folks that wave toast, know better.
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Another carnival is over. Someone turned out the light. Our fields are plenty filled with clover. So long ago and out of sight. . This little light that keeps on shining.
Carry me down to the sea. Carry me down where they're waiting for me. That's where I want to be. That's where it all comes around. . Watching the ships pass by me.
Carry me down to the sea carry me down where they're waiting for me. That's where I want to be that's where it all comes around. Watching the ships pass by me friendships and small ships and hardships and dreams.
come on baby, oh. shake it baby. . Nobody can do the bop, like you do. Nobody can do the burn, like you do. Nobody can do the jerk, like you do. Oh, no, no.
You both made your bed and now. You're gonna have to sleep there. Old Man Blues is goin' to try. Try to find you everywhere. . (Don't look back) oh, you better not look now.
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The preacher bowed and turned to go. He threw some dirt into a hole. He wasn't needed anymore, oh. . He shrugged and cast away the cold. He rearranged his preachers clothes.
I love the feel of his money. One time I loved the feel of him, she yawned. It was not until he was crucified. That the benefits began. Oh for restoration I may baulk and churl.
There'll be dancing in heaven. On the night before the longest day. A celebration in rhythm. At this time it was always this way. . Sing out for the one light,.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. . There's a girl lives on my block. Mmm, there's a girl lives on my block. There's a girl lives on my block. She's drivin' me mad, she's drivin' me mad, she's drivin' me.
Well its been building up inside of me. For, oh, I don't know how long. I don't know why. But I keep thinking. Something's bound to go wrong. . But she looks in my eyes.