Susan: No one's certain every minute. Not me, not you.. Everyone wants to run and hide. Sometimes, now and then.. Everyone has a little fear inside. Occasionally..
Pigs: Do you hear that beat?. . Mahna Mahna: (?). . Pigs: Makes you leave your seat?. . Mahna Mahna: (?). . Pigs: Makes you move your feet?. Yeah, yeah, that's everybody's song!.
Ernie: Bert! Hey Bert! C'mere Bert!. . Bert: Wh.. Where are you Ernie?. . Ernie: Right here in my tubby, Bert. . Bert: Ok, Ernie what is it now?. . Ernie: What is it now? Why I'm here in my tubby Bert.
Everybody sleeps. Everybody sleeps. Every night we close our eyes. Until the morning creeps. Mountaineers on mountain tops. And divers in the deeps. They like to sleep.
There's no sweeter Name I know, there's no other fount that flows.. There's no shadow of turning and I am yearning.. Where can I go but into You?. There's none like You Jesus..
Everybody eats, everybody eats. Meat and fish and cereal. Carrots, peas and beets. Everybody knows. That everyone he meets. Likes to eat. How do we know it's so?.
She's got a ticket. But you need more than a ticket to get you there. You need a string of good intentions. And an easy burn. . Maybe some good luck. With the cash tucked in the back of your pocket.
This week I prayed, one time. My phone, it rang, I put You on the other line. And now my thoughts they drift around. My knees remain unacquainted with the ground.
Ernie: Hey there, Mr. Ice Cream Cone Man!. Ice Cream Man: Huh?. Ernie: Hey, I wanna ice cream cone!. Ice Cream Man: Okay, just a minute.. (As the man gets out of the truck from behind the cutout, Ernie speaks to the camera.).
Ernie is at the typewriter, pecking away. Suddenly--. Ernie: "It's done! It's done! Hey Bert--it's done!". Bert: "What? What's done?". Ernie: "My story--greatest short story in the whole wide world, it's done. Greatest story in the world, wait'll you hear it.".
Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in. Bert: Ernie, what are you watching?. Ernie: Oh, it's a great old movie Bert.. B: What is it?. E: It's called ... it's just uh "Cowboys in Outerspace" Bert..
Ernie: Ho, Bert, I got my bar of soap. (Exits). Bert: Oh, I bet he's gonna wash something.. Ernie (re-entering with something else): Ho, Bert, I got my fluffy towel. (Exits).
Ernie: "Hey Bert, it's--". Bert: "-Aak-Eek-Aak!--". Ernie: "--time for our checker game." (Ernie looks apologetic.). Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me! I thought you weren't here.".
Bert: "Look at this mess! Ernie, don't you think it's time to put all these toys away?". Ernie: (looks up from the fire engine) "Well yes, but I didn't get all the toys out.".
(drum roll). Announcer: Ernie Presents the Letter Q. Ernie: And now, let's study the letter Q. Now, one word that begins with Q is quart. And this is a quart of milk..
(drum roll). Announcer: Ernie Presents The Letter A. Ernie: And now we will study the letter A. Now, one word that begins with A, is apple. And this is an apple..
Bert: "Ahhhh....ahhhh....". Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?". Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze.". Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky.".
Bert (rolls over and sits up in bed): Ernie?. Ernie: Yes, Bert?. Bert: Oh, Ernie, what are you doing with those cookies in bed, huh?. Ernie: Oh, the cookies? Well, I was just hungry, Bert, so I thought I'd have a few cookies before I went to sleep..
Part One:. (Ernie, singing loudly and wordlessly, is throwing stuff around the living room.). Bert: Hey, Ernie, cut that out! Cut that out! (Ernie stops.) Look at this mess! Boy, you are the sloppiest person I know! Now, if you don't get this place cleaned up, I'm gonna move in with Oscar. His garbage can's neater than this. Wow!.
(Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head). Ernie: Here Bert, try this on!. Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?.