Hey! Hey we're back, I know that you missed us,. Santa Claus is wack, we're the true meaning of Christmas,. Don't diss us, cause I know you all know ya,.
Velocity is my property, I talk cockily. Get up off of me cause I steam your ass like broccoli,. You try to copy me cause you're jealous and mad at me,.
We just saw Brock Lesnar break Zach Gowen's only good leg. Well I guess Zach should cut his losses and learn to walk on wooden pegs. It ain't no secret, everyone knew he was gonna get smoked like a joint.
Man this is ridiculous. Zack Gowen versus me?. Two minutes ago you wanted my autograph on a Word Life ringer tee.. Are you stupid? I just beat the Undertaker man!.
Yo yo yo. Undertaker. . You beat me at Vengeance. That's okay. You didn't stop me. I'm still talking smack and backing it up. I'm the white Muhammad Ali.
Yo Undertaker, you say I gotta learn the hardway? I got a PhD in Thuganomics, I know everything there is to know.. . I know we should put you out to pasture, have a seat on the porch,.
***We're in a graveyard, and it's time for some Thuganomics!. . You need to listen Undertaker. I've been watching you Deadman. You're full of more crap than a super-sized bedpan.
You're forgetting John Cena. You got rocks in your brain?. You're gold was out in '96. You need t o sport a gold chain. Now, you and Brock are "close friends" and Big Show, he needs a bra.
Undertaker's spreading them lies to Orlando Jordan,. It's not your yard. It's a prison bro, and I'm the warden.. You can't see me? I'm a legend, you should pay me some respect,.
Yo, I'm that ill cat with more cork in his bat than Sammy Sosa.. I'm too ghetto for merchandise, so kids make their own posters.. Orlando fans are in the stands, throwing up those double hands,.
Yo yo yo yo. All this talk. All this Cruiserweight this. This Rey Mysterio this. This Matt Hardy that.. . These flyin' cruiserweights don't deserve a second look.
Yo, Yo, Yo, hey you Spanky,. You're just a copycat of me.. I've been watching your progression,. The kid's got an obsession with trying to steal my Ruthless Agression..
So tonight John Cena's gotta fight a rhinoceros,. I'll rip his crotch out and make him see a gynecologist.. You're half man and half beast. Is that supposed to impress me?.
Man I got screwed at Backlash so I'm out here to discuss this,. I won the match it was a miscarriage of justice.. Everyone saw it Brock was tappin to my headlock,.
Yo Brock, talking to you is like talking to a caveman.. I'd be better of drawing little sticks in the sand.. You've gone soft Brock, you're like Ben-gay ointment..
Don't you ever tell me who I can and can't respect!. You'll wind up in surgery, with another broken neck.. At least you're all set when you get your release,.
It's the new rookie phenom, I'm changing the guard,. Dead Man Inc. is bankrupt, I'm repossessing his yard.. Yeah he's a big dog and I'm a pup, but I'll bark this;.
Next week my chances of winning... Are slimmer than a busload of anorexic women.. Undertaker, he should be in the Hall of Fame,. But I never give up man, that's why they play the game..
Josh Matthews ran into John Cena. Oh Hell Yeah. It's time for a little Thuganomics!!. Save your breath kid, I'm here for a reason. My target is Brock Lesnar and it's hunting season.
This goes to every hip hot artist giving me no respect.. Why don't you step up to me? You'll get bounced like a bad check.. So hip hop hates me, cause I don't rhyme about gats..