I Love You, You Big Dummy

You think I'm a lame duck. I don't give a blue fuck. I'm living like crazy. Driven to be lazy. . I blush like a tomato. Pale as a chipped potato. You're a real peach.

I Look Alone

I am alone, there's nobody there. I have some time to spare whenever I feel this way. I look around at everyone else. Have they no time to spare whenever I feel this way?.

I Just Wanna Touch

I don't wanna maul you at all. You know I kinda like you too much. It would be great if we could relate this way. Cos I, I just wanna touch. . I don't wanna play the old roles.

I Generate A Feeling

When I close my eyes I have a world inside of me. Peopled by my thoughts of you and how things ought to be. Here I spend my time and do the things I want to do.

I Don't Mind

Reality's a dream. A game in which I seem to never find out just what I am. I don't know if I'm an actor or ham. A shaman or sham but if you don't mind, I don't mind.

I Don't Know What To Do With My Life

I don't know what to do with my life. Should I give it up and make a new start?. I don't know what to do with my life. 'Cause the one I've got just tears me apart.

I Don't Know What It Is

I don't know what it is but. It makes me feel I'm crazy. I don't know what it is but. It makes reality hazy. I don't know what it is but. I got the feeling that it might be love.

I Don't Exist

I wonder if you'll notice. Exactly how I feel. Maybe if we could spend more time together. Then you'd discover what I try hard to conceal. . But you don't know what I'm talking about.

I Can't Control Myself

Oh no. . I can't stand still 'cos you've got me goin'. Your slacks are low and your hips are showin'. I take you girl as you're standing there. . Your low cut slacks and your long black hair.

I Believe

In these times of contention, it's not my intention to make things plain. I'm looking through mirrors to catch the reflection that can't be mine. I'm losing control now, I'll just have to slow down a thought or two.

Isn't This Great

Isn't this great?. Built it all up to watch everything wash away. Well I wanna be one in your world. How the **** do I rate?. Oh now it's funny how you think it's okay to ???.

Intelligent Guy

I'm not the world's most intelligent guy. Sometimes I just sit and wonder why. It takes a lot of money and a telephone. Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long.

I Saw An X-ray Of A Girl Passing Gas

Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm. Well Uncle Doc's nurse use a needle with ungodly charm. Walkin' down the hall the dentist loomed through the door.

I Love You Peggy

I love you peggy-o. well I love you peggy. well I love you pe-heg-ie. oh peggy. . oh when I see your pretty brown skin. oh it makes me want to sin. why won't you let me in.

I Hate My Job

Hey! This for Mark fucking B. and John fucking O'Rourke.. And I can't say their full god damn names 'cause their fuckin' corporate shit are gonna sue my ass!.

I've Been So Mad Lately

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit. Fuck. Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right. You're a motherfucker and I hate you. Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck.

I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why

I was walking home from school one day. When I saw Danny standing there. I tried to show him my dirty underwear. He showed me his and nothing would compare.

I Left My Gun In San Francisco

They all got fucking Birkenstocks. It's fifty fucking degrees out. Soome of them don't wear shoes at all. At Haight and Ash you'll find them all. Fucking hippies make me real sick.

I Left My Flannel In Seattle

Flannel. Seattle. Flannel. Seattle. I left my flannel in Seattle. I left my flannel in Seattle. Wanna go to Seattle and get some flannel. Wanna go to Seattle and get some flannel.

It's Over