get up this morning feelin sleepy as all hell, went the use the bathroom when i tripped and i fell all the way downstairs onto the couch, and i pissed my pants on the way down south; so i went back upstairs to change my underwear took a while to get em unstuck to my pubic hair finally got unzipped i went to put em down the street but then i threw em in the garbage cause it all said puu hopped in the shower put shampoo in my hair went to rinse it out but then the water wasnt there that damn toilet it must of went foul got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel went to get my clothes but i couldnt wear the wash so i sat and played some mario on my nintendo i was gonna see my girl but i forget that stuff man today i just feel like a pooh butt... (chorus 2x ) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt today. now every snigle day i make habits to get up but today i just feel like a pooh butt so ill stay in bed i dont know whats wrong with me im just taking everything nonchilantely i just feel like i cant move one muscle my girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta hustle my plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 its 7:15 looks like im gonna be late aww forget that baby said i just cant make it i know your dissapointed but your gonna have to take it im sick in bed im making am am foot it but before hung up the phone she told me where i could put it, comes next day i gotta call from M&M he said we gotta make a record get ya butt outta bed i said i aint doin nothing i wish you nothing but luck he said STOP! instead of feeling like a pooh but... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt today. (chaos kid) "yo you ever have one of those poohie stinky ridiculous rotten days M&M" (M&M) "man i had one once check this out".
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Well, I do pop pills. I keep my tube socks filled. And pop the same shit that got Tupac killed. Spit game to these hos. Like a soap opera episode. Then punch a bitch in the nose.
I am phenomenal. With every ounce of my blood. With every breath in my lungs. Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal. I am phenomenal. However long that it takes.
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Hey Em, it's Paul. Uh, listen I just got a call from the label. And you're probably not gonna be surprised but, um. Michael Jackson is extremely upset about the 'Just Lose It' video.
Em, what's going on?. This is Paul Rosenberg, your faithful attorney at law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album. And uh... you know I've just got to be honest with you.
Hey, what's going on?. This is Paul Rosenberg, your faithful attorney at law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album. And uh... you know I've just got to be honest with you.
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(don't kill me). Thank you!. Go, go, go (what the f.uck?). What the fuck are you doing?. Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!. Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me....
I'm not a lunatic I just know this shit. That I used to get. Myself exposure and it worked. I'm on the news and shit. You're laughing at me. While I'm here laughing at Y'all.
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Pitter patter goes the rain. Boom boom goes the thunder. . Pitter patter goes the rain (here I am). Boom boom goes the thunder. (look at me I'm alright).
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[Beyonc]. Deliver me from my enemies, O God.. Defend me from those that rise up against me.. Deliver me from the work of iniquity.. Save me from the brethren..
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