The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

You are out of sight, but you're not out of mind. I am out of everything, this much I have divined. You're not all that far away. Still and all you are away. I've got a lot to say. There's nothing not to say anymore..

The History Of The Concept Of The Soul

Homer didn't have a comprehensive word for mind.. the psyche and the conscious self had not yet been combined.. He understood events as repetition of the past,.

The Girl Who Still Lives At Home

Something pretty bad happened to her long ago. She clams up, she lost it, she'd rather be alone. Lying on the bed with those stuffed animals back home.

The Girl Scout Song

I will come to your door.. I will be sure to smile and be polite.. I'll be friendly and warm,. in my uniform,. nyunyunyu ite.. I'll be nice as a girl scout can be..

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be

Ever since she said our love was dead I've come to dread what lies ahead. true, Im going to miss you but lets not skirt the issue--from now on. everyting is gonan suck. The future ain't what it used to be all the.

The End Of The Ramones

The Empty Experience

I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule. I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net. I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face.

The Dustbin Of History

The Boyfriend Box

How many times can you read that letter,. and what do you need it for?. Can't you see that the salutation. has no meaning anymore?. And you can't resurrect the body,.

That Prozac Moment

Thank You (for Not Being One Of Them)

You're so swell and I can tell you love me, amazingly, and I love you as. well. Day by day, come what may, you don't hesitate to exaggerate adn. say that it's okay. Everybody else is trying to push me around, kicking.

Tapin' Up My Heart

Take All The Time You Need

If you had wanted to see me today. I assume you could have found a way. but that's not how today went. God only knows what today meant. Take all the time you need.

T-shirt Commercial

We like playing punk rock music. yeah I guess that's true. But what we prefer is selling. merchandise to you.. So why don't you go get a pencil. while I give you an example.

Travolta (quote Unquote)

All behold the spectacle. A fleshy limbless rectangle. Sitting on a pedestal. So nasal handicapable. . Sniff and remember silver ball. Contortions that he can't recall.

The Secret Song

Quiet. Don't tell anybody. Don't let 'em know. There's a secret. . I know the secret song now. They wouldn't tell me. But somehow I found out. Yeah. .

The Holy Filament

The Air-conditioned Nightmare

Inside of me today. There is no one. Only asteroids and empty space. A waste. . ...They're looking through the windows at me.... . Get me out of this air-conditioned nightmare.

Totally Massive Plethora Of Heroes

Canada...WAKE UP!. Look behind you, your history's creeping. Canada...WAKE UP!. It's far too exciting for you to be sleeping. A totally awesome selection of heroes..

Tory Potion #9

They serve it up...we drink it down. They serve it up...we drink it down. Politicians really are the cream of the crop. They work so hard to make injustices stop.