The Noise About Boys

They say boys will be boys. Well that's not overblown. 'Cause they're forever all together any different timezone. What could be more annoying then this.

The New Kid

There once was kid. Who moved to the block. From down around the bend. He was a lonely new kid. And the new kid needed a friend. . One day a boy on a bike rode by.

The Ghost Song (no Such Thing)

It floats up the stairs, it floats down the hall.. It floats into my bedroom, right through the wall.. It glides post my dresser, to the bedpost. I swear..

The Bare Necessities

Chorus. To pack for camping there's just two rules,. Do we need it, is it cool?. Here's the stuff that we really need,. Just the bare necessities.. . Hunters dressed like Mata Hari!.

The Backwards Song Box

Ashley, what is that gizmo?. It's a backwards song box.. You take a song.. Feed it in this tube.. Turn this dial.. Press command B flat.. And out it comes, backwards!.

That Funky Musicology

Panthelogy? What's that? Sismology? Beats me.. Rheumatology? Radiology? Musicology? Musicology!. . Chorus:. Play the funky, funky, musicology!. Play it on your radi-adi-adiology..

Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 3

Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 2

Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 1

'twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,.

Twelve Days Of Christmas

Hey let's have Mary-Kate and Ashley sing one guys!. Mary-Kate & Ashley: Ok, sure, great, we'd love to, sounds great.. . On the first day of Christmas,.

Toys (when I Grow Up)

I don't know about you but I'm not through. 'Cause when we're wrinkled and gray. I hope there's still a kid in you,. Who wants to come out and play.. .

Too Much To Do

We've got cookies to make, we've got carols to sing. If we type while we bake we'll be done before Spring. Do we have time to buy Christmas dresses. Should we try to stuff the stockings, roast a ham and be in bed by ten?.

The Waiting Game

Something is enough to drive me insane. Who made up the rules to this silly game?. It's no fun at all. Wishing he would call. Standing around hoping for some guy to drop the ball.

The Train

I'll get it.. Yes?. Hello, my name's Railroad Bill, I'm an engineer for Amtrack.. Oh, hi.. We're runnung behind schedule today and we were wondering if we could take a short-cut through your living room..

The Spirit Of Christmas

Christmas time comes finally once a year. Reminding everyone that they should be of good cheer. Families gather by the tree and sing. About the happiness and brotherhood the season brings.

The Popcorn Tree

Mary-Kate, why are you planting that popcorn kernel?. I'm growing a popcorn tree.. A popcorn tree? No such thing.. Wait and see.. Gee, it grows fast..

Tug Of War

(lyrics: j. harte, music: b. walker). . Somebody tell me is this life?. Somebody tell me is this war?. Please come and tell me what the hell is going on here..

This Time

I was sticking to the sofa, when I saw you on the tube. A week of going solo now my heart is feeling so low so I'm overdue. Got an asshole for a roommate and he drank up all my booze.

The Wagon Song

Burning questions in the class, these acid tests sure burn my ass.. And the teacher's so cold, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.. Draw a picture to escape, then it looked at me and smiled..