Three Years Later

One, two, three years later. Complacency sets in. He patiently sits in. Watching the telly. Thursday to Thursday. Radio turnsday (?). Can't do nothing if you haven't got money.

Thorn-emi Lighting

Raw materials are running out, there'll be no more tungsten to put in light bulbs. Because the light bulb companies used it up, making light bulbs which run out.

This Year's Thing

Roll up, roll up. The greatest show on earth. Animals, clowns, freaks, misfits, contortionists. Fun for all the family. Currently residing in the 'where are they now' file.

This Girl

This girl, she didn't turn out quite the way she was supposed to do. This girl, she got bored of all the things they brought her up to say. She never meant them anyway.

This Dress Kills

I'm Judas Judy, panicking, got everything and nothing. Happy birthday mister president I'm here to call your bluff. From the top of the world I'm gonna jump, jump, jump.

There's No Need To Vote Nf When There Are Twelve Tory Fascists In The Cabinet

The Wasteland

Said the party to the ad-man. We'll conjure up a gimmick. The way to lead an ass. Is with a carrot and a stick. . Dig down for minorities. Promise them concessions.

The Triumph Of General Ludd

No more chant your old rhymes about old Robin Hood. His feats I do little admire. I'll sing the achievements of General Ludd. Now the hero of Nottingham Shire.

The Tree Of Knowledge

The tree of knowledge has been cut down. Torn from the ground, made into defenses and paper money. His own roots man severs. Mother Earth dismembered.

The Sun/scum

What would be better than a real-life disaster movie? With all the Hollywood-style news coverage and on-the-spot interviews with survivors as they discoved the loss of their loved ones..

The Sun

The biggest insult to my intelligence. The smelliest most obscene, disgusting, pile of fucking shit I have ever smelt. Is The Sun. The most reactionary, lie-filled, racist, sexist crap that I have ever read.

The Standing Still

Sacrifice. . Once upon a time. Days of wine and roses and smug suburban swine. Same old songs, same old cabaret. A fairytale in Notting Hill. Take your partners for the standing still.

The Rise & Fall & Rise Of Greavsie

"so, greavsie, well, what about the black lads gettin' bananas thrown at em? ". "well, it seems a bit unfortunate, I mean, uh, uh". Sitting on the bench, he starts another drink.

The Police Have Been Wonderful

The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Jerry Springer

{[incomprehensible]}. . Damen Hurst said it came in with the tide. Now Jerry Springer, hes in formaldehyde.

The Morning After

Unholy Sunday, a winter's day. (Mine is the kingdom). Church bells ring a million miles away. (Forever and ever). . Nowhere to go, nothing to do. But stay here warm in bed with you.

The Incompatibility Of Sport & Cosmic Consciousness

When I play cricket. I'm the longest at the wicket. I can jump and swim. And I live in the gym. But I can't come to terms. With my existence as part of the universe.

The Health & Happiness Show

That was really good. Yeah wasn't it?. Yeah. Uhh what about the record?. Ahh they'll get it. . It's a no-no, I've gotta heave-ho. I got no stomach for a dumbed-down tomato.

The Good Ship Lifestyle

This is the Goodship Lifestyle. All my friends jumped ship. I elect me the captain. This is the loneliest voyage. I've ever been on. . Up in the crow's nest.

The Diggers Song

You noble diggers all stand up now, stand up now. You noble diggers all stand up now. The wasteland to maintain sin (?) cavaliers by name. Your digging does maintain and persons all defame.