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Two Feet Off The Ground
Illusions are real. So just feel the way you feel. It's time to unwind. Well, just relax, you'll feel fine. . Light up a smoke. (Do, do, do, do, do). 'Cause life is no joke.
Train I Ride
I work on a train. That's eleven and a half cars long. I can only work at night. Cause the things I do are wrong. . We carry some nasty substances. On this little night train.
The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
She was once an attraction at the county fair. And now she sleeps in a box at the top of the stairs. And she loves it here, make no mistake. Cause she can earn her keep by chasin' snakes.
Tiny Town
Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn. I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan. I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid.
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub. It was a special project for his 4-H club. But it broke loose out in the middle of the night. And now it's eatin' flower children left and right.
The Secret Of Life
I saw a cigar shaped flying ship. It landed outside on my lawn. You poked your head out of a door. And said, "Hurry up get on.". I've never seen the sight before.
The Puking Song
When I have to puke at night. I can be so indiscreet. I don't run down to the john. I just throw up on my sheets. I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor.
The Pit
- Are you ready Dave?. - Uh-huh.. - Malory?. - Ok.. - Joe?. - I don't know.. - Well alright fellas... Let's GOoo!. . Hee and a hoe. And I love my baby so.
The Man Who Rides The Bus
His stop is always after yours. He never seems to leave. I heard him speak only once. You're standing on my foot (x2). . He never reads the paper. And state's lottery number is 5-8-3.
The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
Saint Teresa the Sacred parted us in 1783. Her body was found incorrupt with no sign of decay. Saint Frances Xavier got dug up in 1975. All the priests were really relieved when he looked like he was still alive.
The Guitar Song
Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'?. Wanna play the guitar?. You say, what's that sound. Coming out of the hole in the wood?. You say, what's that sound. Coming out of the hole in the wood?.
The Girl With The Strong Arm
The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema. Saved it from itself I like to think. The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings. Including one she found under the sink.
The Fez (live Version)
Hello, Colin; it's the fez!. . Who has angered the volcano god? (x4). You have angered the volcano god!. . I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat.
The Fez
Hello, Colin; it's the fez!. . Who has angered the volcano god? (x4). You have angered the volcano god!. . I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat.
The Blues Song
We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and. Let everybody slow down and take a look. You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe read the.
The Conspiracy Song
Please let me tell you. They own our homes, they own our banks. We take out loans to buy them tanks. They own our children, they own our pets. The owned Elvis and Bernhard Goetz.
The Big Sleazy
Well, it's a long way to Anchorage. But that's where I'll go with you. And we'll travel so far, dear. To escape that morning zoo. . Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP.
The Badger Song
Out in the woods. Up to no good. I wanna make friends with the badger. . The woodchuck likes me. We smoke PCP. I wanna make friends with the badger. I mean it!.
Take Me To The Specialist
I like to scream. I like to yell. That's 'cause I'm sick. And I need help. The specialist won't hurt me. He's not like the nuns. He's got a lot of pretty pills.
Takin' Retards To The Zoo
It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do. Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo. Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2). Load 'em on a bus just for laughs.
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