Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show. Its the mistical, magical, great dark carnival. Dont bother lookin for parking, get rid of it, it aint like you ever coming back you fucking idiot. The carnival emerges only when you bout to die, and right now mother fucker you are dead in the sky. So come and put your soul up on the murder go round and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion. I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blow gun because i be the jugga loda dada loda sho-gun. I swings my sword down and split you in two before you even fall i bitch smack both of you. welcome to our carnival 50 thousand juggalos, freeks and wierdos and killas at our shows. Im just glad we down wit em' hate to be yall. and have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival..
Kill Me! Whut! Mutha Facku! Murder Murder!. Whut! I can't wait to die! Please Murder my mother fuckin` ass off!. Bring It! Cause I`m Goin To Shangri-La.
[Legs Diamond]. Legs Diamond in the house. And we sendin clown love out to Above the Law. . [Violent J]. When I sit there and right the shit for the mic I hold.
[Anybody Killa]. Story time, bitch!. All across the East Side. . [Violent J]. What? I represent Delray!. . [Shaggy 2 Dope]. Delray!. . [Anybody Killa].
[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J)]. I punch bitches in their fake titties (He Does). I got warrants in like 8 cities (He does). I like to murder those provokin (he does).
Violent J And Shaggy 2 Dope:. Always uninvited fuck off unrespected, sometimes he creeps other times he's expected. He hangs out in bad neighborhoods up at the park he will strike in broad day light but prefers the dark.
[Lady:]. Okay everybody, it's clown time, a clown is here.. Everybody sit around right here.. Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody.. .
Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster. The Riddle Box, The Great Milenko. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers and The Wraith. Looks like were all out of time brother, everybody's out of time.
The witch jumped on my back last night. I couldn't breathe in its clutch I was frozen with fright. It went on for what seemed like hours of terror. To see the Witch's face stare in the dark at the mirror.
[shaggy 2 dope]. let me see your neck thing there buddy i'ma chop it see the idea is to make you die(stop it) I dont know why but your heart beat offends me I need to cut you off at the windpipe desperately(like how about cuttin your own neck) i did 17 times why you think i talk this before i cut myself THIS WAS MY VOICE now gimme ya neck pipe you dont have a fuckin choice(i'm not ready to die) neither was easy e what makes you so fuckin special you cant escape the wreath(you mean wraith) i said wraith now shut the fuck up and gimme your windpipe so i can cut that muther fucker(pick somebody else) i'm pickin anybody i can find and you happen to be the next mutha fucka in line(okay lets do it)keep still right there and about 1,2,3 of those mutha fuckas i'm outta here.
I'm dizzy walkin outta larry's army wear used. With some black leather shoes and desert BDU's. Many boxes of ammo, i got the camo face paint. Barricaded the tower doors, safe this place ain't.
Stepping out of the whipping and piercing rain, in walks a wicked clown... Violent J.. One of Death's good friends they say (hey, look at that). You've never seen a cloud that.
The smog is coming. The smog is coming. The smog is coming. The smog is coming. . Aw, shit here it comes creeping through the cracks. The nooks the crannys it hit me smack!.
The stalker. Yeah. The stalker. I'm gonna stalk this hoochie. I'm gonna stalk this hoochie. . So I'm gripping this old peice of shit right?. Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light.
From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial. Waste depositories it's Shaggy Time!. . Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here!.
Ohhhhhhhhhh!. Hey yo, check it out man. ICP's back in the haugh man. Violent J, man. 2 Dope, man. Wicked clown, man. Fuck yeah, man. . Hey, quick, hurry up, bang.
[Violent J:]. On the perfect night the graveyard is lit by a full moon. Autumn leaves and stone often treated with an old boom. Here and there the night air carries bass drops.
We be doin' murder everyday. We be good enough to get away. You won't even know a wicked clown has hit the door. Until your melon hit the floor and roll away.
I walked into the party with no invite. Which one of these hoes am I fuckin tonight?. . This ain't my block and ain't my click. But I'm up in here and ain't scare of shit.
What did I do? Tell me:tell me what did I do?. Tell me: NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!. Look at that guy over there he's so skinny. He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny.