The Forfeit

Tall Cans

Ahh shit! Shit! Shit. . Now I'm walkin' down the street with some chicken and a forty. I'm yellin' at these hooches and I'm lookin' for a party. Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'.

The 12 J's Of Christmas

On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.. On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 200 Reds and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD..

The American Dream

Yes, yes thank you for inviting me here for my final speech. Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites. Allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman.

Tumbleweed

It's been a long, long time I've been smoking, smoking marijuana. It takes me out of my ghetto and places me in the Bahamas. It's been a long, long time I've been smoking, smoking marijuana.

Two Different Worlds

It started off like all good things do. a little after two whatcha gonna do. I don't have a car neither do you you. I don't live very far we could walk too.

Tecto Do Mendigo

Num lugar ermo. S no meu abrigo. A terei meu tecto. E meu postigo. De longe em longe. luz das madrugadas. Duas camisas. Quem no tem lavadas?. A serei meu dono.

The Old Dinner Bell

I must travel back to Arkansas tomorrow. I left there several months ago. For it's the only time that ever I was happy. When I used to beat that old banjo.

Take It Easy C-peezy

We die alone. But, live amongst men. Keep quiet. If you wish to stay alive. No one is safe here. No even us. My whole life I've lived in constant fear of myself.

That's How You Drop A Bomb

Please, I'm only here to protect you. We all know exactly what's going on here. I will kill him. I swear to God he's dead. I bring judgment. I bring judgment.

The Builder And The Arsonist

A meek man built his home out of dirt. In view of the kings castle. The king frowned upon the man and ordered it to be torn down. Is a man the builder, or the arsonist?.

The Lords Faire

Looking 'round all I see,. A painful world of agony,. People suffer endlessly,. All because of me!. . I'm the reason for their pain,. I'm their one and only bane,.

Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist

I know you're coming to find me. I can feel the sense of dread. In your books, the Qur'an and the Bible. And now as I lie in this bed. I can see the end is nearing.

The Doomwatcher's Prediction

It all lies before me. in my hands. the awful facts of our future. oh yes, I fear for the development. of the final society.... . Mechanized and sterilized.

The Empty Word

(I have) Realize the meaning of the empty word humanity. affected with the sight of (an even worse) our insane reality. . Build up your aggression. release your frustration.

Tidings From The Blue Sphere

Probing... inward. seeking new depths within myself. an odyssey through my subconscious. the deeper I venture the worse it will be. I don't know if I want to see.

The Essence Of The Elder

The Lair Of Anubis

The Summoning Of Shadows

Thundering chains of truth. Entwining the immortal souls. Of those darkened through eras. Of hatred - war and betrayal. . Coming forth their fiery passion.

The Trident

i am a daimon among twelve. you say "you will", i say "i am". the ouranic and the cthonic. your world will crumble at our feet. i can destroy all of earth.