The Search

Wake at the start of an early dawn. To make me put my dress shoes on. You in your veil and your pale white dress. Still as kids, it all made sense. . Out in the back where we used to play.

This House

Whose sticky hands are there. And what is this empty place. I could be happily lost but for your face. Here stands an empty house. That used to be full of life.

Travolta (quote Unquote)

All behold the spectacle. A fleshy limbless rectangle. Sitting on a pedestal. So nasal handicapable. . Sniff and remember silver ball. Contortions that he can't recall.

The Secret Song

Quiet. Don't tell anybody. Don't let 'em know. There's a secret. . I know the secret song now. They wouldn't tell me. But somehow I found out. Yeah. .

The Holy Filament

The Air-conditioned Nightmare

Inside of me today. There is no one. Only asteroids and empty space. A waste. . ...They're looking through the windows at me.... . Get me out of this air-conditioned nightmare.

Till We Meet Again

Aiyo, my first thoughts was stop when my man left. I started drinkin' more thinkin' of my mans death. Then I thought he wouldn't want to see me crumble.

Totally Massive Plethora Of Heroes

Canada...WAKE UP!. Look behind you, your history's creeping. Canada...WAKE UP!. It's far too exciting for you to be sleeping. A totally awesome selection of heroes..

Tory Potion #9

They serve it up...we drink it down. They serve it up...we drink it down. Politicians really are the cream of the crop. They work so hard to make injustices stop.

The Sunny Side With Steve Burgess

prt 1. . Flowers and rainbows. Skies of blue. He's always happy. You'll be too. It's the sunny side. With Steve Burgess!. . prt 2. . Who's got a smile.

The Sabre Dance

We were thinking of our shrinking Fruvous budget. And we could sit and curse and angrily begrude it. Or we could spend the week-end in Fort Erie having fun.

The Present Tense Tureen

Circumstances eat themselves. The present tense has been. Fill the fancy bowl up. At the present tense tureen.. I once had a girl, she lived in the past.

The Oatmeal Song

Oh, the wonderful thing about oatmeal. How it lies on your pillow at night. How it fills up the holes in your jacket. How it doesn't taste like anything quite like.

The Norbals!

I have a college pal who. Says we can pay one price for two. Just ask for 'Roger', at. Video Bargainville. . We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car.

The Mitosis Waltz

[In thick German accents]. . If it's ze secrets of life that you seek,. Zen srough (through) a mi-croscope you must peek!. . Mendel did vonders just using his eye,.

The Mary Ellen Carter

originally performed by Stan Rogers. She went down last October in a pouring driving rain.. The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain..

The Lowest Highest Point [improv]

(Mike). Which state has the lowest highest point? Eh?. Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana, I was wrong.. Jian got it on his second guess.. No..New York? It's got fuckin' mountains..

The Lazy Boy

I have a life of pleasure. I am suspended in armchair leisure. I put my feet on the ottoman (empire). Here in a world of turmoil. I have my comfort in control.

The Kids' Song (live)

(All). We took the babies we knew and the toddlers we knew,. Said we'd like to get a slice of life from your point of view. 'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than us older folks do.

The Incredible Medicine Show

(Murray on lead). We are here,. to calm your fears,. and turn your world around.. The man to my right,. with the headset mike,. will stroll you through the grounds..