This Is For Real

I've got emotion dripping out my pores. And I thought I would let you know. You are the night light ripping through my wicked world. How you make it sparkle and glow.

The Worst Part

The worst part. Every hour of every day. Can you hear them. There's no escape. . But the truth is. There's a line that we all cross. I've been crossed out.

The Weakends

Quicksand is a code of arms. Lose sleep with some liquid fiction. Last rites every Friday night. While we cool with the lights on. . High tide tied around the neck.

The Red Dress

I like your hair much better that way. When it hangs out front when it hangs out front. With tilted head like a listener. But I'm just thinking about the red dress.

The Here Away

it was an isolated incident. back in 1984. on a plane headed south to west texas. i held my wings next to the frozen window. . then a lady sat down right beside me.

The Future Freaks Me Out

I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move. Check it out I'm rocking steady, go. . Betty won't stop listening to modern rock. How she hates to be alone.

The Conversation

You remember how we met. Silhouetted by the lights. You were drunk and tried to take. A mental picture with your hands. . I was thinking about that. And a bunch of other things.

The Heart Is A Rebel

The Heart Is A Rebel. . Nite after nite I open my eyes. read between the silver lines, the end. . The more I want you. the closer I come. sting me. back into your arms.

Trouble Every Day

Well I'm about to get UPSET. From watchin' my TV. Been checkin' out the news. Until my eyeballs fail to see. I mean they say that every day. Is just another rotten mess.

Toad Of The Short Forest

FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 7/8, drummer B playing in 3/4, the bass playing in 3/4, the organ playing in 5/8, the tambourine playing in 3/4, and the alto sax blowing his nose.

The Voices Of Cheese

Suzy:. Hello, teenage America (heh),. My name is Suzy Creemcheese,. (SNORK). I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life.

The Uncle Meat Variations

Ya ya ya ya ya. ahhhahahhhhhhhh. Ya ya ya ya ya. ahhhahahhhhhhhh. Fuzzy dice & bongos. FUZZY DICE. I got 'em. At the Pep Boys . . . at the BOYYYYYYYYS.

The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet

Suzy?. Yes. Suzy Creamcheese?. Yes. This is the voice of your conscience baby, uh I just want to. Check one thing out with you, do you mind dear?. What?.

The Orange County Lumber Truck

The Little House I Used To Live In

FZ: Thank you, good night . . . Thank you, if you'll . . . if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It..

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

Heh heh heh . . . GrrrRRRNNHH . . .. Suzy: The first thing that attracted me to Mothers music was the fact that they played for twenty minutes and everybody was hissing and booing and falling off the dance floor . . . And Elmer was yelling at them to get off stage and turn down their amplifiers.

The Idiot Bastard Son

The idiot bastard son:. (THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . .. THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.). . The idiot bastard son:. (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . ..

The Duke Regains His Chops

And you'll be my Duchess. My Duchess of Prunes. . I'm looking through the prune in June. Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans. And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck.

The Duke Of Prunes

A moon beam through the prune In June. Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans. And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck. The cheese I have for you, my dear.

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

A-ha-hah!. Bwah-ha-ha!. (Cough! Cough!). Ha ha ha ha!. Nyah-ha-ha!. Ha ha ha . . . ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .. Nyah-ha-ha-ha!. Oh . . . Arbitrary!. Nyah-ha-ha-ha!.