Twisted Christmas Carols

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:.

Titty Bar Christmas

Blue Balls. Blue balls. Its dollar night at the titty-club. See Them Dance. On My Pants. Soon it will be Bathroom Time.

The Most Wonderful Ass I Have Seen

she has the most wonderful. ass i have seen. its firm and its round. and its lean and its mean. too bad shes 14. but we have all been to the mall. so u know what i mean.

The First Queer Santy Claus

The first queer Santy Claus. Wore red leather chaps. And a pair of white shorty shorts. That had a hole in the butt crack.

The Christmas Story

The Outlaw

Some say he was an outlaw that he roamed across the land. With a band of unschooled ruffians and few old fishermen. No one knew just where he came from or exactly what he'd done.

The Great American Novel

I was born and raised an orphan in a land that once was free. In a land that poured its love out on the moon;. and I grew up in the shadows of your silos filled with grain,.

Through The Fire

I will take it to the wire now. Until every race is run. I'll go straight into the fire now. Until every day is done. Voices say, break away. Live the night as if each moment.

Take It Higher

When I watch you walk away. I can hear the words you say. In another time and place. Just a renegade. . 'Cause it's something that you knew. Make it right-make it true.

Torn Apart

People stop me on the street. They ask if I'm okay. I'm not sure how much they wanna hear. Or how much I wanna say. So I say it's kind of you. To ask of me.

Tired

(Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon). . My name is Jesse, I was named after my father. Followed in his footsteps, down here to this factory. I ain't complainin', wouldn't waste my breath to bother.

This Is Love

This is love, this is love, this is love, hey. . Welcome to the danger zone. And the wildest ride that you've ever known. Blind curves up ahead. Baby, hold on tight, put your seatbelt on.

The Test

(don schlitz/billy livsey). . Down the middle of the page I drew a line. At the top I wrote my name, the date, the time. And sitting like a schoolgirl at my desk.

That's What You Do

Boy, you're doing something for my heart. It's kinda hard to define. It's what a neon light does for Saturday night. You do for this heart of mine. . It's what the French did for the kiss.

That's My Baby

See that boy walking down the street. Thinks he's tough but he smiles so sweet. Snake skin boots and a baseball cap. Bet you'd like to meet a boy like that.

That's How You Know (when You're In Love)

You can take a stranger home, never spend a night alone. But you have to face the morning feeling empty inside. 'Cause you can't pretend it's real when what you really want to feel.

That's How You Know

You can take a stranger home, never spend a night alone. But you have to face the morning feeling empty inside. 'Cause you can't pretend it's real when what you really want to feel.

Take Me

Forty miles outside of Houston's city limits. El Dorado with a full tank of gas in it. It'll take us where it thinks we need to go. All we got to do is keep it in the middle of the road.

Tropical Chancer

He'll take the money and the food that's in your hand. But you have to understand that he's a dreamer. Living my life within a mile you could believe.

Tigerlily

Well tonight out on the streets I'm gonna follow you. And tell you all about a scene that you would kill for. You're gonna love what's running right in front of you.