The Last Dance

[Verse 1]. Interlace your fingers in-between mine. Whisper in my ear tell me this wont be the last time. That you ever dance with that smile on your face.

Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be. Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me. Lefty, yeah, but that was alright. She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright.

This Is Stupid

Oh, do you let someone. Know with your hot cakes are selling well?.

The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald. Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called. VagiHaaaina!(vagina). VagaHoooo!(vagina). They call that thing..vagina.

The Roof Is On Fire

The roof the roof the roof is on fire. The roof the roof the roof is on fire. The roof the roof the roof is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

"A" is for "Apple". "B" is for "Balloons". "C" is for "Crayons". "D" is for "Drum". Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell. . One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two.

The Evils Of Placenta Hustling

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain. I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?. Write back as soon as you can. . You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick.

The Bad Touch

Ha ha, well now!. We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences. Between human beings and animals that you should know about.

The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey. Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see. I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?. . The new things.

That Cough Came With A Prize

Take The Long Way Home

Did you ever read Voltaire's, 'Candide'?. He says, "Live life at Benny Hill freak out speed". Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase. Make it up as you go Keyser Soze.

Take Me Along

And now the time has come for leaving. And when you go I must go too. I hope that when it matters most to me. That it will mean as much to you. You know that I didn't ask for trouble and that.

Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees

Father time goes wandering around with alzheimers head. while she lay in bed strung out and bleeding. which came first. love or hate want or need you can tell a lot about a man by the way he bleeds.

The Way Of The Will

Have you found something worth fighting for. a little piece of truth we've been dying for. on a cold night alone he's lost his way. I think it is time we end this day.

The Way Of The Leeches

We are all meant to stand in a line. eyes forward. arms to the side. and when your turn comes bow out gracefully. . I know what you've come for and your game.

The Way Of The Knife

Must have been the gun. must have been the pills. could have been the lies. but he was sure he would set it straight this time. . Way of the knife. razor sharp.

The Triumph

The Art

Trying To Collect Child Support From Ghostdad

And I can make you happy too.. Her lips like venom, her eyes so deadly.. Beneath a fire that burns blue, a heart untouched, a heart abused.. You hurt like a blade, though my wounds shall heal..