What can I say man I hit him with the brick. Killed the little prick him and his chick. Tried to be slick but you ain't slinky. You're brinky you're dinky you suck my twinkie.
[Violent J]. Sitting in the class with my head on the desk. Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less. I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with.
[Violent J]. Sitting in the class with my head on the desk. Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less. I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with.
Um well J that was an interesting Halloween Story. Um anybody else have another. Halloween story they'de like to share with the class?. I have another one. Well you have just told your story J.
Rub baby oil on your buttcheeks and slide on the counter. Boys and girls, everybody gather around, all in together now. Wheeeeee!. I love you, I love you, (dance with me, dance with me) I love you (shake ya little butt, shake ya butt, come on).
[Violent J]. . This is for mom. Miss Linda Harwood. Miss Cathy Hill. This is for you.. . I respect my mother. With every step I take. She was there for my first step.
Que necesitas marijuana? lucas? cuetes? banko?. . Aqui tenemos de todo. . Aqui en MEXICO! (mexican cry). . Mexico city (city). A place you can go. And live your life in the low.
If magic is all we've ever know. Then it's easy to miss what really goes on. But I've seen miracles in every way. And I see miracles everyday. Oceans spanning beyond my sight.
Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face. It's telling me I don't belong with the human race. He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep. I give him my soul, my body he can keep.
(In my minds eye ). you throw wickedness at me. im just a toy to you. i bring no real joy to you. the way i see it, you dont want me here no more. you want a hole in my forehead.
Do another one here.....this is my version of Jimmy Buffett's Magaritaville. Little different tho we had to bring it to the '90s you know...somewhat. It's now called Marijuanaville goes like this..
Love Song. . "Hello, and welcome back to Pillow Talk. I hope you're with your bitch. 'cause it's time to get cozy with the ICP. So wind back with a sparkling glass of Faygo.
Welcome... to the Madhouse.... Here ghost wail and moan. Skeletons rattle trying to escape there prisoning coffins (Wicked Shit). Grimlins and skulls gasp a death (ICP Tech N9ne).
He he he. Oh shit he's here. Hi. Hi ya doing. Is this the right place for that furniture ahh. Yeah sure is come on in. Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch so that's the couch eh.
Mad Professor. . (Violent J). I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!. All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead.
This is a tale of misplaced love. A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the. Wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and.
Spittin and cussin you know Im pissed, with these iron braclets on my fuckin. wrists,. And Im headed for the county, with all of you mother fuckers all around me,.
Find your missing link. (Find the light). Find your missing link. (Find the light). Find your missing link. (Find the light). Find your missing link. (Find the light).
I'll ride a fucking pogo stick all over your face. With Shaggy on my shoulders adding to the weight. . We like it like that, fuck you. We like it like that, so fuck y'all.