Country Mike's Theme

Who's Country Mike. I'm Country Mike. Where's Country Mike. Here's Country Mike. Who's Country Mike. Woo!. I'm Country Mike. Yeah Country Mike. I'm Country Mike.

Country Mike's Theme (previously Unreleased)

Who's Country Mike. I'm Country Mike. Where's Country Mike. Here's Country Mike. Who's Country Mike. Woo!. I'm Country Mike. Yeah Country Mike. I'm Country Mike.

Cooky Puss

The shit with this bitch. Yo I said I'm calling you be. Yo be it's the phone. Yo be. . "May I help you?". "Yes what's your name?". "Hello?". "Hello man you got Cooky puss's number?".

Cooky Puss (censored Version)

The shit with this bitch. Yo I said I'm calling you be. Yo be it's the phone. Yo be. . "May I help you?". "Yes what's your name?". "Hello?". "Hello man you got Cooky puss's number?".

Ch-check It Out

All you Trekkies and TV addicts. Don't mean to diss don't mean to bring static. All you Klingons in your grandma's house. Grab your backstreet friend and get loud.

College Girls Are Easy

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy. This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to do it like a bunny. and how about mona, her hips was like a motor i heard she liked to do it in the back of a toyota. and then there was amy, now how can ya blame me? she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me. and vicki and weezie, both a bit sleezy, 'cause all college girls are just too easy!.

Can't, Won't, Don't Stop

Dear Alex and Marilyn. They're Lovey and Thurston howellin. The grasshopper unit is prowellin. And Rufus is back home growellin. For all of y'all that are dozin.

Car Theif

Some static started in the pool hall. Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball. Then I met this girl she tried to gank me. So I smacked her in the pootie with a Plank, B.

Car Thief

Some static started in the pool hall. Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball. Then I met this girl she tried to gank me. So I smacked her in the pootie with a Plank, B.

Brrr Stick 'em

"Well Toby, still want to be bionic?". "You bet! I saw the way you mopped up those guys.. If I could do that there wouldn't be a kid in town that could make me.".

Brass Monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey. Brass Monkey junkie. That funky Monkey. . Brass, got this dance that's more than real. Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel.

Boomin' Granny

Yea... Ah yea.... Agh yea this one's dedicated to all. the ladies in the front , the back. All the older ladies out there. lookin' nice, you know who you are.

Brand New

Brand new, it's brand new for you. Brand new, it's brand new for you. Brand new, it's brand new for you. Brand new, it's brand new for you. . Deep inside you will find.

Bonus Batter

Pop Your Balloon

I got the ball this time. when I place this crowd. Move to the R to the U to the I. I said: youre sweet. . Ill give you a wage. Ill give you a number.

Piano Jam (previously Unreleased Track)

Picture This

Something on the windowsill. Caught her eye and held her still. The cars pass by outside. Nowhere left to hide. . Picture this now crystal clear. Nothing left to hold her here.

Paul Revere

Now here's a little story I've got to tell. About three bad brothers you know so well. It started way back in history. With Adrock, (M.C.A.) and me (Mike D.).

Peanut Butter & Jelly

Do you want to sing with uncle Mike?. . (Instrumental with a small child singing "Peanut Butter" along with some other lyrics).

Ok

Okay. You talk and talk and you just can't stop. A word comes to mind, it's "Crock". What you say, is lackluster. Plus it seems you're trying to pull a filibuster.