[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]. Uh, I heard there was a funeral for Auto-Tune. I'm glad that I'm livin, some of y'all is doomed. Talkin 'bout death, I'd be honored to.
[Intro - Chamillionaire - talking]. So what are you gonna do, is you have to pick your weapon of choice. It's not easy but, somebody's got to do it. Who said it wasn't easy?.
See me de reppin' for dem Texas down to Naija. And you can trust them try to crumble the empire. But we go fire till de expire. See they go run and they go hide but we gon find ya.
[Chamillionaire]. You can lick the dick on a stick. If you don't think that I'm the ish. You mad 'cause you suck like some lips on a big tit. Hoe? No, I'ma laugh.
[Hook]. Why, you are still are talking lies. Don't they know I will ride. And make somebody slide. Be with it. Why, you are still are talking lies. Don't they know I will ride.
[Chorus - Chamillionaire]. Sorry but I'm real busy mayne. Grindin, I'm in the streets gettin change. You can leave a message after the tone (tone, tone, tone, tone, tone, tone).
Attention, little kids. I know, you're fans of his. If it ain't no Cham, then it ain't gon' jam. I threw it off a bridge. . And if it hurts your ears.
The rain is fallin' and the weather is cold. Don't know which way to go but I continue to roll. The rainfall is really takin' a toll. On my mind and my body and on my spirit and soul.
Rock star, rock star, rock star, it's rock 'n' roll. I got ladies that love my ladies. Haters that hate my haters, I'm a Chamillionaire. But got billionaires for my neighbors.
They see me rollin. They hatin. Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty.
They see me rollin'. They hatin', patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty. Tryna catch me ridin' dirty. Tryna catch me ridin' dirty. Tryna catch me ridin' dirty.
[Sirens]. [Chamillionaire:]. I'm looking in my rearview.... I can see a clearer view of you.. (Konvict, Kon...). (This is the remix!) I see you waiting, I know you hate it....
They see me rollin. They hatin. Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty.
I'm a rider, I'm a rider. I'm too tough for y'all, and I will never fall. You can talk that talk, but I'ma walk that walk. And I'm riding, that's fa sho'.
(Verse 1: Chamillionaire). Slow loud and bangin man I'm the man. I never been ya fan and I ain't never been. a stan. Sayin I'm the man cause I told you that I am.
[Chamillionaire]. Look... My car sittin' as low as the IQ of kids on short yellow busses. Comin' slow like a cripple handicap kid, on crutches. Got more ice then Miller Light and a 100,000 slushes.
[Chamillionaire]. See your rhyme's the kinda rhyme, that's flooded with punch lines. My rhyme's the kinda rhyme, that make niggas punch nine. One what dum-dum, the police gotta come down.
Shit.. . Chamillionaire:. Come let me tell you, man,. Relax, relax. (J. Holiday: From Texas to DC, baby.). . J. Holiday:. It's goin' down.. Come here now, J. Holiday..
Excuse me for not introducing myself correctly. I am the Man on Fire, A.K.A. the Mix Tape Messiah. A.K.A. the Chamillinator, Smallz let's get 'em. You know what time it is, H-Town, stand up, you know who I am.
Stay In The House A Bit, Dont Come Out Of It. Bout Me? Niggas Best Not Be Announcin It. Like Ya Mouth Real Big, Neva Doubt The Kid. What I Spit Is Legit Real Niggas Vouch For It.