Children in the schoolyard hard at play. Man behind the trees with his candy on the way. Run away. Run away from the man with candy. Run away. Children with the candy in his van.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling. He won't be doing much playing around this weekend. Nevertheless he'll do his best. Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen.
Come lovers, come loners, remember yourselves. As lusty tempestuous fools. When your dream was to conquer an ocean. From your small secretarial pools.