This is a mean old world, try livin' by yourself. This is a mean old world, try livin' by yourself. Can't get the one your lovin' have to use somebody else.
And now Ladies and Gentlemen. The keeper of the keys. The countess of the clink. The mistress of murderer's row. Matron Mama Morton. . Ask any of the chickies in my pen.
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle. Razzle dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it. And the reaction will be passionate. . Give 'em the old hocus pocus.
If someone stood up in a crowd. And raised his voice up way out loud. And waved his arm. And shook his leg. You'd notice him. . If someone in a movie show.
And now ladies and gentlemen -. the Keeper of the keys,. the Countess of the clink,. the mistress of Murderers Row,. Matron Mama Morton!. . Ask any of the chickies in my pen.
[Bandleader (spoken)]. Mr Billy Flynn and the press conference rag.. Notice how his mouth never moves.. ...Almost.. . [REPORTERS]. . Where'd you come from?.
[Roxie]. . The name on everybodies lips is gonna be: Roxie. The lady raking in the chips is gonna be: Roxie. I'm gonna be a celebrity,. That means somebody everyone knows,.
BAILIFF(Spoken). Mr. Flynn, his honor is here. . BILLY(Spoken). Thank you. Just a moment.. You ready?. . ROXIE(Spoken). Oh Billy, I'm really scared.. .
It's good. Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?. Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?. Isn't it? Nowadays. . There's men. Everywhere jazz, everywhere booze. Everywhere life, everywhere joy.
(dialog) I'm the father, papa, dad dad. Did you hear me? no you did'nt hear me. That's the story of my life, nobody notice I'm around, nobody Not even my parents noticed me. One day I went to school, and when I came home, they moved!.
Roxie.. My Dear Little Baby. . Velma (Mimicing).. My Dear Little Baby. . Roxie.. My Sweet Little Baby. . Velma (Mimicing). My Sweet Little (Grummbled) Baby.
Velma.. Can you imagine?. I mean, can you imagine?. . Can you believe it?. I mean, can you believe?. I know a girl. A girl who lands on top. You could put her face into a pail of.
(Announcer) Ladies and gentlemen,. Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.. . (VK). My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop.. My sister and I were headed straight for the top..
For her first number. Miss Roxie Hart sings a song of love and devotion. Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos. . Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong.