An Eventful Day

If I don't know, I can't understand. I'll get the drinks when you give me back my hand. You know I'm not that bothered. We dont have to stay, it's already been an eventful day.

Aries The Ram

When we were last here we named our offspring. But we never even did it, we never really did anything.. We shared a birthday so we we shared a do. And they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you..

Amor Veneris

The rain woke us up. You turned 'round and just did it. Good mornin', slow down. Have you remembered where you hid it?. . You cried in the kitchen. We made up in the hall.

Act Of War

If your hair was a call to arms and your legs were what skirts are for then your mouth was a red alert but your eyes were an act of war.. I needed a nurse and a mother, I needed an open-minded whore..

Afterwards

The bed's a mess. When we're finished and at rest. And I can just see the post fuck flush across your chest. . The telly's silent. The room's lit only by the screen.

Who Named The Days?

(afternoon) Soaps

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?. We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say.

Wasting

Half nine I'm glued to you,. Then I'll disappear.. And come at your other side,. It lasted three year.. . Fuck love, fight love,. Fuck love, fight.. Fuck love and chuck love 'til tomorrow night..

Turbulence

You always jump and quiver. When you're coming in to land. With no runway, no guidance. No nails dug into my hand. . We could ask whoever we want. We could go back to school.

The Shy Retirer

Toy Flights

Bored at home, nothing to do but eat.. I'll give you a phone and you can come along the street.. You/I'll bring the junk food, I'll/you (can) hire the tape..

Trippy

How am I supposed to walk you home. When you're at least fifty feet ahead?. 'Cause you walked off in a huff. And I'm that pissed, I can't remember what it was I said.

The Long Sea

You've always thought the first time was that night on the boat. Cramped up in the bottom bunk while she slept above. I suppose it's more glamorous out at sea under the moon.

The Night Before The Funeral

The night before the funeral, I got some. I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum. I took her clothes off and I played with her bits. And she did the same but it took ages for me to come.

The First Time You're Unfaithful

The first time you're unfaithful. Won't be the worst time you're unfaithful. It will probably just be a kiss. With a stranger when you're on the piss.

The First Big Weekend

So that was the first big weekend of the summer... Starts Thursday as usual with a canteen quiz and again no-one wins the big cash prize. Later I do my sound bloke routine by approaching Gina's new boyfriend to say that he shouldn't feel that there's any animosity between us and then I even go and make peace with her. I shouldn't have bothered. Then on Friday night we went through to the Arches....

The Drinking Eye

It doesn't matter how hard you try to deny What I can see clearly with my drinking eye. You know I'd never stop until I see you cry, Make you insist through snot and tears that you'd never lie. Now my Friday nights have many uses..

The Clearing

Soaps

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?. We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say.

Tanned

The Greek sun made you lovely. But attacked me with its rays.. I feel asleep and burned so badly. I could barely move for the first few days.. . The girls in front all lay topless.