Everything's Okay

Can't tell you everything's gonna be okay. I wish I could and make your problems go away. . You always dis me on your phone. But I don't even care. You sit on your sofa.

Everyone Is Crazy

Looks like we're 'bout to make it. I don't think you understand. I know what I do reflects on you. I didn't want it to happen. I don't think you understand.

E

Someone tell me how they got crazies to make a circle. Something that I never thought I'd see. Everyone should speak if you don't, envy will make you.

Dwarf Invasion

Hello Americans. This is Claus from Common Denominators. That's the band you are listening to right now. We are from Finland. This is our debut album here in America.

Drunk Guy At The Get Up Kids Show

Reggie in full effect. In fuckin' full effect. Yeah, alright.

Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show

My kid's daddy said that to my ex-fiance. I ain't [unverified] her, she [unverified] beer bottles. But he wasn't worried about it when I was [unverified].

Dethnotronic

Hello Americans this is Klaus from common denominator. we are the band you are listening to right now. we are from Finland, this is the third song on our debut album here in America.

Deathnotronic

Hello Americans. This is Klaus from 'Common Denominator'. We are the band that you are listening to right now. We are from Finland. . This is the third song on our debut album, 'Here In America'.

Congratulations Smack & Katy

Girl, where's your head full of lead?. Can't you see what you're doing to me?. Wipe that disgrace off your face. Look and see what you've done to me. .

Congratulations Matt And Christine

It's what I can't explain I find it hard to do. Know I could remind myself. And when I think I'll wait know it's what I do. Wish I could remind myself.

Caving

Bite the hand that feeds your face. One more thing you can replace. Shut my mouth because Im. . Spilling all your dirty secrets. . Slap the wrist of this embrace.

Canadians Switching The Letter P For The Letter V Eh?

Hi, I have a message to April LaPine from America's heartland. Socks go on your feet, not your arms. If God wanted 'em on your arms, he would've put. Little finger things on 'em or whatever, alright, that's all.

Brandi's Birthday Song

I wrote a letter the other day. To a girl who I feel for. . Bitches come and get some. I know, you want to come and get some. . I saw you at the Odyessy.

Boot To The Moon Wad And Wayne Jentry And Band

ready two three four. step to the right, step to the left. step in forward, step in back. step to the right, step to the left. step in forward, now jazz hands.

Boot To The Moon

Ready, two, three, four. Step to the right, step to the left. Step in forward, step in back. Step to the right, step to the left. Step in forward, now jazz hands.

Better For You

There's a golden rule. Says I'll play a fool. I think I will. Now you'll figure out. What it's all about and I will. . Better for you, better for you.

Apocalypse Wow!

Let's get it on. . I think it's been too long. For this to all go wrong. You lost but thought you'd win. I won't try this again. . You played yourself in front of me.

Another Runaway Song

Two weeks we were lovers. Now you feel left behind. Shall we be like others?. Don't think it's wastin' time. . Now, we'll be good. You knew we would. I still call you all mine.

Ain't Gettin' Paid To Dance

A.c. Lerok...bitches Get Stitches

No, so I was like if you're gonna wear the uniform. You gotta sell the cookies right, 'cause if you don't. There's no point for you to come over to the house.