Kansas City

Kansas City with a friend of mine. We loved the women and we had a good time. Then the trouble started with the gun. Kansas City with a friend of mine.

It Must Be You

I'm sitting in this place again. The same old place I used to sit when young. Behind the bar the same old face. That used to serve the root beer for a song.

Indian War

By General Custer's last stand. You know they killed every man. Although they gave all they could. The odds were misunderstood. Their feathered headress has always amazed me.

I Believe

I believe for ev'ry drop of rain that falls. . a flower grows.. I believe that somewhere in the darkest night. . a candle glows.. I believe for ev'ryone who goes astray.

Family Show

Ladies and Gentlemen. We proudly present just for you. The one and only. Les Humphries Singers Family Show !. . If we go to a show. they reserve us a row.

Do You Wanna Rock And Roll?

Do you wanna rock 'n' roll. . . .. Hum. do you wanna rock 'n' roll . . .. . Do you wanna rock 'n' roll. . Let me try to satisfy your soul. Rock 'n' roll band playin' all night long.

Do I Kill You

Gonna die . . . shotgun. knives and pistols by your side.. Thank your lucky stars you're still alive. you're alive.. Wo-Wo-. But when I count to three do I kill you.

Day After Day

Day after day I keep thinking of you. Sitting in my lonely room. Day after day after day. Day after day what am I gonna do. Hope you'll be returning soon.

Che Gama

Oh miles away. oh miles away. . Oh miles away. oh miles away.. . Home. my home. it's so far. I can't go on this way. Home. my home. it's calling me and reaching out.

California

California. California. California. good bye. Let's go down to California. listen girl. I wanna warn you. AII the guys and girls are doing things. We should have thought of long ago.

Stayin' Alive

(Ha-haaa. Come on boy). . Yeep, yeep, yeep-yeep-yeep. Yeep-e-deep-yeep, e-yeep-e-deep-yeep. Yeep, yeep, yeep-yeep-yeep. Yeep-e-deep deep-e-deep yeep. .

Vernon The Company Man

Vernon was a company man. He kept his hair trimmed short. And his sideburns shaved. He was a Brill cream man. He liked Swiss and ham. He drank beer out of can.

Rumble Of The Diesel

I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil. I percolate my coffee off the radiator boil. I been chasin' tuna nearly 27 years. I got the eyeballs of an eagle but there's ringing in my ears.

Robot Chickent

Red State Girl

She got dirt up under her fingernails. She got lint down between her toes. She got paint above her eyeballs and. Powder on and up in her nose. She got tits made out of recycled bottles.

Phantom Patriot

Intro. The Phantom Patriot (Repeat). . Verse 1. Creeping ever creeping. Like a fox in the night. Turning wrongs into right. He only works alone. With a crossbow on his shoulder.

One Better

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine. Got a brand new cadillac.. Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line. Got a last year's cadillac.. Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin' of my spankin hot cadillac?.

Of Whales And Woe

the bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems. and he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round. the posture of his father is not his chosen destination.

Nothin' Ventured

Nothing ventured. nothing gained. his old time dentures. were pitted and coffee stained. he drove a milk truck. for an outfit called "dairy time". tilled the cobwebs.

Lust Stings

It's been so long. Since we've talked about things. Should'a took time to reconnoiter. Lust stings. . Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I'm gonna eat me some worms.