Half A Woman

They called him Great Scott. Because he was great. They called her Great Susan. 'Cause she was his date. . She climbed in a box. He cut her in two. And when he was through.

Hackensack

I used to know you when we were young. You were in all my dreams. We sat together in period one. Fridays at 8:15. Now I see face in the strangest places.

Go, Hippie

Go, hippie skip down the old road. Don't even see me, do you at all. Some days you get so tired of hanging. Trying to deep-fry all your boredom. . Big hippie the day was so slow.

Fire Island

Fire In The Canyon

There's fire in the canyon. Rain on the plain. And an eerie kind of sadness. On the highway today. Was it driving together. That drove us apart. Or did we change direction.

Everything's Ruined

Slow down. There's gonna be trouble. You're gonna forget. What you're doing. . One false move, baby. Suddenly everything's ruined. . Hold on. You're gonna be sorry.

Elevator Up

Slim and tall behind me spinnin' me off of my feet. Headin' for the D we're taking our act to the street. Roll around the city, leavin' our tracks on the ground.

Denise

I know this girl named Denise. She makes me weak at the knees. She drives a lavender Lexus. She lives in Queens but her dad lives in Texas. . (Sha la la la la la la).

Comedienne

In for the weekend. Out for the night. She gets caught in the curtains. Lost in the lights. . But she's wearing a turban. Feeling alright. And she's hoping to God.

City Folk Morning

Adam and Chris of 'Fountains Of Wayne' are here with me. On, on 'City Folk Morning' from Studio A, with guitars. Would you like to play a song for me? No.

Chanukah Under The Stars

Chanukah under the stars. We gonna jump into the car. And have a swingin' Chanukah. Under the stars.

Can't Get It Out Of My Head

Midnight on the water. I saw the ocean's daughter. Walking on a wave she came. Staring as she called my name. . And I can't get it out of my head. No, I can't get it out of my head.

California Sex Lawyer

I'm going coast to coast, I'm going nation wide. I got my hand on the trigger got my girl by my side. I've got the looks that kill, I've got a license to love.

Bright Future In Sales

Sleeping on a planter at the Port Authority. Waiting for my bus to come. Seven scotch-and-sodas at the office party. Now I don't remember where I'm from.

Bought For A Song

Come on, now get your ass out of bed. You head what the man said. The crew is already gone. We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?. . Tried to take a shuttle to Spain.

Barbara H.

For a small girl Barbara sure has got a big crush. The kind that makes you want to break stuff. And blame it on a man you don't know. . She came down to New York City in a big bus.

Baby I've Changed

She used to love me. She don't love me no more. I stepped over the line. Too many times. And she stepped out the door. . Well Baby I've Changed. Won't you come back home.

Amity Gardens

Angel broke her wing oh, you poor thing. The hum of the motor gave way to. The tick tick ticking of the clock and the rattle of springs. The Buick's in the drive, it's good to be alive.

All Kinds Of Time

The clock's running down. The team's losing ground to the opposing defense. The young quarterback waits for the snap. When suddenly it all starts to make sense.

A Fine Day For A Parade

Mrs. Carver says she's sorry. She knows enough not to worry. But what does she know about crime?. Believes the town is sinking. The price of forward thinking.