Curb Job

(lee,wilde). . Gimme a bone. I gotta get away. You better gimme a bone. There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face. . Aaaoh. I'm gonna give you a curb job.

Cross-eyed Tammy

Doesn't have a boy to call her own. Nobody to call her on the phone. You can always see the sun in her eyes. And her mammaries are twice their size. .

Communication Breakdown

Caligula

in the city of rome 2000 years ago. the lord tiberius bequeathed to his son caligula. . he ascended the throne and many a head did roll. this horrid apparition that hell hath wrought caligula.

Bowling With Bedrock Barney

he comes form a little town in bedrock. just invented the wheel. he's got his wife betty in a headlock. he drives a boulder mobile. with his friends freddy and wilma.

Booby Trap

estelle is a vampire. she has a novel way of leaving her calling card. sing along by the campfire. she'll leave her mark while she's stealing your heart.

Banana Splits (the Tra La La Song)

Written by Ritchie Adams & Mark Barkan. . One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go.

Banana Splits

tra la la tra la la la. tra la la tra la la la. tra la la tra la la la. tra la la tra la la la. . one banana two banana three banana four. all bananas make a split so do many more.

Ayatollah You So

it's day number 102. it's number 101 if you're with a hindu. the shah really took us for a ride. he's leaving us to defend our national pride. . ayatollah you so (khomeni).

Attack Of The Molemen

in the land of atlantis where the sun don't shine. it gets darker down there every day. that's when two explorers fell into a mine. and that's the price they have to pay.

(i'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota

I came home one night tuned my T.V. in. my favorite show was about to begin. as I was scanning across the dial. I saw her read the news with delectable style.

Miserlou

I love you, Pumpkin.. I love you, Honey Bunny.. Everybody be cool this is a robbery!. Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.

I Hear A Sweet Voice Calling

Our little girl had taken sick one evening. As she walked home from shcool. And then her deathbed soon claimed her. It made us so sad and so blue. . Then she called me close to her bedside.

Walk This Way (album Version)

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover. Still I talked to your daddy he say. He said you ain't seen noting. Till you're down on a muffin. Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.

Twenty Flight Rock

Oh well I get a girl with a record machine. When it comes to rockin' she's the queen. We go to dance on Saturday night. I'm all alone and I hold her tight.

They Remind Me Too Much Of You

Take away the scent of flowers. Cover up the sky of blue. Close my ears to tender love songs. They remind me too much of you. . Hide young lover's warm embraces.

Teenager In Love

Each time we have a quarrel. It almost breaks my heart. 'Cause I am so afraid. That we will have to part. . Each night I ask. The stars up above. Why must I be.

Take Good Care

Dion and the Belmonts. . My tears are fallin' 'cause you've taken her away. And though it really hurts me so. There's something that I've gotta say. Take good care of my ba-a-a-by.

Slippin' 'n' Slidin'

Well Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin'. Been told long time ago. Uh Slippin' and a slidin', peepin' and a hidin. Been told long time ago. I been told, baby, you been bold I won't be your fool no more..

She's The Most

SHE'S THE MOST (Murray Berlin). cover of THE FIVE KEYS (CAPITOL RECORDS release n#3392, year 1956). . One, two, three.... She's the most, lips like cherry wine.