Koo Stark

I thought everyone knew it. but I guess there still could be a bunch. who must have been out of town. or they could have been out having lunch. they missed a nasty break up.

Julianne

Jimmy The Con

first time I got to vote. you and me shared a rye and coke. you camapigned. you shook hands at the Crow. . it's a shame you didn't win. would have been a better place if you got in.

J Crew

She says she used to model for J crew. but I don't know what that means. she said it's just a bunch of clothes from a catalog. like Abercrombie and LL Beans.

I Wanna Hump You

Well, I wanna hump you, that's the only thing I wanna say. I wanna hump you every night and every day. Don't get mad at me 'cause that's the only thing i wanna do.

I Should Have Played Football In Highschool!

Yeah, I should have played football in high school. 'Cause then I could be like you. I'd drive a Sirocco and I'd think I was cool. Every time I drive by, all the girls go, ooh.

I Remember You

I remember you. The best friend of the girl I dated. I'm the guy that you forgot you hated. Let's see what's going on. . She moved to Montreal. And found religion with some creepy pastor.

I Drove The Coquihalla

Henry Rollins Is No Fun

I went to Lolla with my mom. And my mom met everyone. And I talked to Henry Rollins. And he talked to my mom. And my mom says, "He's no fun". Henry Rollins is no fun.

Hemp Hemp Hooray

Haven't Got Time For

Great Legs

Great jeans, great legs, great body. But she had a bad attitude. All my friends thought she was snotty. And my mom thought she was rude. But I liked her anyway.

Good Girls

All the good girls are scared of me. Even though I've done nothing wrong. They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be. I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn.

Going To The Peelers?

Gettin' Air

Get Down

Get high. Get Down. . It's a rock show. Not a head show here tonight. . Don't cry. You'll drown. . You can wear black hear. But there's no cryin' tonight.

Geocities Kitty

you got screwed around. and it made you really sad to get over. are you going on tour with your band. you saw a girl that you [...]. that you met on the internet.

Folks Are Gone

Earthquake

whenever I'm around you're never really happy. everything I ask you ends up really snappy. you're always walking round, stumble on the floor. cause you don't wanna be with me no more.

Chupacabra